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Song Parodies -> "Returning Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Returning Stuff"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Lord A'mighty, I feel this pair o' pants tight'nin'!
Ooh!
Tighter and tighter, it's cuttin' off the blood flow!
Girl, girl, girl, girl, take 'em off, set 'em on fire!
You saved the receipt, and now you know which way to go!
This Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
New coffee-maker is sparkin'!
Help me, it's flaming, this piece-o'-crap thing you were buyin'!
Burning, burning, it's burning, and don't make good coffee!
It'll just churn and smoke, I don't feel fine!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
(instrumental break)
It's coming closer, except for the place I'd be parking!
Won't you help me, at least let me make an exchange!
It's hard to breathe with this tie my kid gave me!
Mm... mm...
Lord have mercy, these presents were very deranged!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Returning stuff!
Ahhhh...
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
(repeat 'til fade)
Ooh!
Tighter and tighter, it's cuttin' off the blood flow!
Girl, girl, girl, girl, take 'em off, set 'em on fire!
You saved the receipt, and now you know which way to go!
This Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
New coffee-maker is sparkin'!
Help me, it's flaming, this piece-o'-crap thing you were buyin'!
Burning, burning, it's burning, and don't make good coffee!
It'll just churn and smoke, I don't feel fine!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
(instrumental break)
It's coming closer, except for the place I'd be parking!
Won't you help me, at least let me make an exchange!
It's hard to breathe with this tie my kid gave me!
Mm... mm...
Lord have mercy, these presents were very deranged!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Returning stuff!
Ahhhh...
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
(repeat 'til fade)
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i'm giving you fives and ya better keep 'em....nice job on this
The flip side to Blue Christmas - good. Your security code says, "You ate pee.". Did you?
DKTOS, but enjoyed reading this. Also, just thought I'd let you know....I'm a Yankee fan, too. I've worked it into a few of my parodies, but come baseball season, I'm sure I'll write a song or too.
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