-> "Trump's Heart Is Dark"
Original Song Title:
"MacArthur Park"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trump's Heart Is Dark"
The Lyrics
Macron is still waiting for him, girl
where hallowed ground contains
many honored dead of France.
Between the way his hair is sprayed and pressed
he only is desirin’
to lie in hotel bed, no pants.
His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!
I recall the Europe speeches made
by Presidents we had
like Ron and JFK.
Obama and Bill Clinton, even George
Ol’ Dubya went there and
had proper things to say.
His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!
(instrumental break)
There will be another President
for whom we’re voting.
On the soldiers living and the dead
he will be doting.
(Or she.)
He will have a heart that remains warm
and won’t be caring that the clouds block out the Sun.
And after we are done with Donald Trump
after we are done with Donald Trump
we’ll have better one.
He will take our land into his hands
and he will… fix it.
He will stand up for the rule of law.
He will not nix it.
We will have the country we desire
and our freedom flow like rivers through the sky.
And we will face the children in our lives
oh, we will face the children in our lives
and must tell them the truth…
…when they ask, “Trump? Why?”
(long instrumental break)
His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!
Oh no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Noooooooooooooooo!
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