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Song Parodies -> "Gloat, Gloat, Gloat Your Vote"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gloat, Gloat, Gloat Your Vote"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Gloat, gloat, gloat your vote.
Make the right wing scream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily.
Once again, we dream.

(in the round)
1: Gloat, gloat, gloat your vote.
2: Gloat, gloat, gloat your vote.
1: Make the right wing scream.
3: Gloat, gloat, gloat your vote.
2: Make the right wing scream.
1: Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily.
3: Make the right wing scream.
2: Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily.
1: Once again, we dream.
3: Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily.
2: Once again, we dream.
3: Once again, we dream.
I swear, I am not making this up: The Security Code was "86T." And we did "86 45."

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 29

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   22
 22
 22
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 2
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 5
 5
 

User Comments

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Walter - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Sux. No bill, no vote.
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Can't have Bill. He's already served 2 full terms. Can't have Barack, either. Same reason. And Hillary didn't want to run for re-election. So it's Joe.
Walter - November 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Someone tell Hillary that you first need to be elected before you can be re-elected. Perhaps you meant re-infected? Was it just that annoying little thing called the electoral college that confuses the facts?
ThrilledAreWe Clinton - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Not much to this, but worth it to see your point reinforced by the petulant comments.
ThrilledAreWe Clinton - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment
someone please explain the voting tabulation on this site: 22/26 people vote 1 for pacing even though it clearly matches the meter of the original tune? Can anyone just put in any score they want just because they don't like the message? Pretty stupid. Funny, ok, I get that, and overall is where you can whine, but isn't pacing a fairly - not exactly - but fairly objective measure?
Patrick - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment
I don't use the 555 vote system. Lyrics, based on the OS, are not especially profound, but they might make a good rally chant. Muffled by face masks, of course.

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