-> "When the Votes Came In"
Original Song Title:
"When the Ship Comes In" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"When the Votes Came In"
Oh, the time, it came up when the talking did stop
And the tabulating was beginning.
And Mitt stuck on the shelf, said NBC, 11:12
The time when the votes came in.
And the Chicago crowd rejoiced, don't you know
For a glorious end to the drama.
For they knew that Mitt was a lying nitwit
And we're better off with Obama.
Oh, the soldiers salute for the man who said to shoot
For it's a priority to kill bin Laden.
And the cats and the chicks thank the boss and Seal Team Six.
That explains why the votes came in.
And they asked why'd Mitt have to sneak off from the draft?
Did he really have a more important "mission"?
He's no saint, we say, olden or latter-day.
And his lies, a pre-existing condition.
Oh, the black and gay and Latino did pray
That cold bigotry will soon be endin'.
It's Barack who respects every face on the decks.
That's why all their votes came in.
And the votes did roll against Mitt and his gold.
And our weary toes, his butt, they're kickin'.
And the Fox wise guys can't believe their lyin' eyes
For their whole wide network was sickened.
Oh, the foes will rise with the blood shot through their eyes
And they'll say it's a nightmare they're dreamin'.
But this pain that they feel, well they know, it's for real
ever since all the votes came in.
And they don't understand, they should have met all our demands.
But they won't, and that's why their days are numbered.
And like pot and slavery's yoke, they have gone up in smoke
And like Goliath, they've been conquered!
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