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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Big Eater"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Big Eater"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I thought girls would like my well-proportioned tail.
Six-pack abs would make that girl want me.
Love, she went and left me.
That's the way it seems.
Thin guy, he is not man of her dreams.

So I stuffed my face!
Now I'm a big eater!
Much more space
take up, now I've dined!
I'm so stuffed!
(Ooooh... ahhhh...)
I'm a big eater!
Ravenous feeder!
Porkified!

I thought exercise would be a rockin' thing.
Seems the more I pumped, the less she stayed.
What's the use in lifting?
All you get is pain.
So I get sugar, protein and grain.

So I stuffed my face!
Now I'm a big eater!
Much more space
take up, now I've dined!
I'm so stuffed!
(Ooooh... ahhhh...)
I'm a big eater!
Ravenous feeder!
Porkified!

(instrumental break)

Ahhhh, love, she went and left me.
That's the way it seems.
Thin guy, he is not man of her dreams.

So I stuffed my face!
Now I'm a big eater!
Much more space
take up, now I've dined!
I'm so stuffed!
(Ooooh... ahhhh...)
I'm a big eater!
Ravenous feeder!
Porkified!

So I stuffed my face!
Now I'm a big eater!
Much more space
take up, now I've dined!
Now, I'm a big eater!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
(I'm a big eater!)
Say I'm a big eater!
(I'm a big eater!)
Say I'm a big eater!
(I'm a big eater!)
(repeat 'til fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
porkified ! ...lol
carol - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!! I'm stuffed after reading this. 555
MasonR - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I believe this deserves 5's!
Billy Boyd - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I relate to this. All 5's.
Gianni - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
well-done-ified
Steve K. - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Deserves three 5-course meals.
AFW - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS...But I have a nephew who fits this description..
Larry - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody.

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