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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Yoko Romo"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Yoko Romo"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Far be it for Dallas Cowboys fans to accept that their team lost. Or to credit the New York Giants for playing well. Somebody has to be blamed. So, like Terrell Owens, they'll blame their quarterback's girlfriend.
Standing in a Mexican airport.
Trying to get to Dallas-Fort Worth.
The Giants attack
made him want to go back.
He's not the luckiest man on Earth.

Yikes! You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee."

Tim Cowlishaw extolled him in column.
Terrell Owens being a pain.
Bill Parcells called to say
"You can make it okay
even though you used to drive me insane."

Yikes! You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee."

Drove from Cabo to the home of Miss Simpson.
Nick Lachey gave her the release.
The newspeople scream
"Jess, what's with lima beans?"
She said, "I'm only trying to get us some peas!"

Yikes! You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee."

Saving all her honey for a brainy day?
That sounds like a case for charity.
Last night, the chick said,
"Tony, you'll be dead
if Michael Strahan sacks you for a goal!"
Think!

Playoffs blown last year on a field goal.
Tony Romo fumbled the snap.
The newspeople said
"She's gone to his head!
The Cowboys' quarterback is a sap!"

Yikes! You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee."

Caught the early flight back to Dallas.
Romo got too much of the sack.
The men from the press
said, "You feeling depressed?
You better throw Miss Jessica back!"

Yikes! You know it ain't easy!
You know how hard it can be!
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee!"
The way things are going
it's "Jessica fricassee!"

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Max Power - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm happy with the results though the NFC Championship game may be as far the Giants may go unfortunately. 555 yards touchdown
ladyCupCakes - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, it was good to see Tony Romo take the blame, and not blaming his lady, Jessica!! I wish them all the best of happiness!

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