Song Parodies -> He'll Bury Us

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Cast of Hair

  
Parody Song Title:

"He'll Bury Us"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

"Mars" being the Roman name for the god of war, for whom the red planet was named.
When the goon is in the big white house
and offers prayers aligned with Mars
then peace will leave the planet
and blood will smear the stars!

This is the dawning of the age when he'll bury us!
The age when he'll bury us!
He'll bury us! He'll bury us!

Harming without understanding
sin and mistrust abounding
all these falsehoods and derisions
broken dying dreams of visions
fistic missile revelations
and Iraq's false liberation.
He'll bury us! He'll bury us!

When the goon is in the big white house
and offers prayers aligned with Mars
then peace will leave the planet
and blood will smear the stars!

This is the dawning of the age when he'll bury us!
The age when he'll bury us!
He'll bury us! He'll bury us!

Let the son mine, let the son mine in! The son mine in!
(repeat 'til fade)
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Tim Hall - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You finally went thorugh with it!
Adam Bernstein - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Mike, like the parody. What's that mean "let the son mine"? Anyway if you get a chance check out my parodies. My latest on is called "Cell Phones" based on the Pink Floyd song "Money".
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adam. The Son, Georgie Bush, wants to mine the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, and any other place he thinks there's oil, regardless of the consequences. If Dick Cheney told him there was oil under his mama's feet, he'd punch her out and start digging where she stood. He'd be wrong, of course, since he never found oil anywhere else. And please don't mention Pink Floyd to me. The short version of the reason is that a girlfriend's sister played "The Wall" for hours on end, and now I can't listen to them without feeling sick. (The band, not the girlfriend and her sister. I've forgiven them.I despise Pink Floyd so much, I actually prefer Fred Durst's version of "Wish You Were Here." Not that I feel good about it.

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