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Song Parodies -> "The Guy Has Three Thousand Hits"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Has a Thousand Eyes"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vee

Parody Song Title:

"The Guy Has Three Thousand Hits"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

When Roger Clemens got his 300th win -- on his 4th try, and his 4,000th strikeout in the same game -- I redid Etta James' "At Last." It took Derek Jeter a while (including an injury layoff) to get to 3,000 hits, but when he did, it was in style: 5-for-5, including a home run for the 3,000th and a game-winning single for his 3,003rd.
You tell me he is so overrated.
Though you know... it isn't so.
Captain of team that you've always hated.
Hate, but you must fear also!

'Cause the guy... has three thousand hits.
And three thousand hits... can't help but see
that he... has made history.

So, remember when you have your big hissy fits
that the guy... has three thousand hits.

Ty Cobb, Wade Boggs, Cal Ripken, Stan Musial.
Rod Carew... Carl Yastrzemski.
Brock and Clemente, it's not so usual.
It is a rare sight to see.

And the guy... has three thousand hits.
And three thousand hits... can't help but see
that he... has made history.

So, remember when you have your big hissy fits
that the guy... has three thousand hits.

One of these days, it's gonna be Pujols.
But first it just... might be A-Rod.
It's hard to tell who's next on these true rolls.
Today, Derek joined the squad!

'Cause the guy... has three thousand hits.
And three thousand hits... you know it's true!
And no... matter what you do...

You can never admit through your big hissy fit
that the guy... has three thousand hits.

So, remember when you have your big hissy fits
that the guy... has three thousand hits!

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Old Man Ribber - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - And amazingly the only other player in history to get home run for his 3,000th hit was the singles hitter Wade Boggs! ;D
Patrick - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Is he setting himself up for a boring session of interrogation from Congress over his pharmaceutical history?
LadyVamp - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . I read Pacholek & I follow every liiine . . . That's why this Lady is a Vamp !

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