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Song Parodies -> "A-Rod Gets His Ring"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A-Rod Gets His Ring"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, it couldn't have happened... could it? Well, officially, World Series rings are not presented until the next season's home opener. But it will happen.
Raindrops in Cairo and snow in Miami.
J-Lo don't laugh when we meet in my jammies.
Talking about really unlikely things.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bloomberg lets somebody else be the Mayor.
Puff Diddy admits he's not much the player.
I don't hold my ears when Timberlake sings.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Exxon stars charging one dollar per gallon.
And the Oscar goes out to Jimmy Fallon.
France decides to reestablish a king.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Jeter gets one.
Pettitte, sure, not bad.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?
It could be that you've... gone mad!

Hugh Hefner dresses in suit by Armani.
Conan becomes even funnier than Johnny.
Flash Gordon buries the hatchet with Ming.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bush reads a book that don't have any pictures.
Mafia bosses say they'll allow snitchers.
Chickens grow fingers, and buffaloes, wings.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bill Clinton says that he gave up on women.
Michael Phelps kept his joint lit while he's swimmin'.
To their guns, rednecks, no more will they cling.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

When the dogs stop
chasing cats, it
may seem kind of mad.
But now the Yanks won and A-Rod gets a ring?
To me that don't seem... so bad!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Total Votes: 12

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Arwen - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Hee hee...lots of smiles and giggles in this one, Mister Pacholek. Jimmy Fallon's Oscar, along with the Mafia's snitchers were a couple of MY favorite this parody, anyway. =)
AFW - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Fine sarcasm and use of oxymorons, here
Claude Prez - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
This is really you're saying you didn't like "Fever Pitch"? Shocking. I'll echo what Arwen said about snitchers and add the Flash Gordon/ Ming line as well.
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I did like "Fever Pitch," Claude. I just like the original British soccer version better. As a Yankee Fan, I consider the American baseball version to be a horror film. But I can forgive Drew Barrymore now, especially since we now know the Sox cheated, so she didn't really end The Curse.
Old Man Ribber - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
The Sox cheated in the 1919 World Series. Wait...damn, I've mismatched my Sox again. (Great write!) ;D
alvin - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...i hope the universe doesn't implode now
Max Power - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey A-Rod, now that you have finally won a WS ring and proved the doubters wrong by having a phenomenal post-season, what are you gonna do next?
norCALvotress - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Pacholek, this is USA-stamped TOP GRADE funny ! ! Can you add more lines, Sir ? ? How about one on Cowboys ? ? those hot Gents in chaps, eh Sir ? . . . Hot Gents in the City, what a pity ! !
Christie Marie M - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Derek Jeter even got his own perfume line in Avon called "Driven"! Why can't A-Rod have his own perfume line? LOL!!! OK, enough about Avon and back to your satire! I can assure you that A-Rod 555 rings for this one and so do you!
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thakn you, everyone. This parade of comments is almost as much fun as the Parade of Champions this past Friday. No, Alvin, the universe will not implode. Indeed, as Hank Steinbrenner said would happen, the universe has been restored to order. Balance has been brought to The Force. And, as has been the case for 50 years, the Yankees do not win World Series when a Republican is President, but they do win them when a Democrat is President. Oh yeah.

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