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Song Parodies -> "You're At Twenty-Two"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be There For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rembrandts

Parody Song Title:

"You're At Twenty-Two"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The American Research Group has George W. Bush's approval rating at 22 percent: http://www.americanresearchgroup.com. But then, he never was one of our Friends. Or was he? He's as dumb as Joey, as demanding as Monica, makes less sense than Phoebe, has the same entitlement complex that Rachel started out with, and acts as ridiculous when drunk as Chandler. And how does he compare to Ross? Well, Ross studied dinosaurs, while Bush's politics should be extinct. The hard part, as with many "George W. Bashes," is NOT changing some of the original song's lyrics.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way?
Your job's a joke, we're broke, your war is D.O.A.!
Seems like you're always stuck in second gear.
And we cannot wait to reach the end of this
your eighth and last year!
But...

You're at 22!
How much further can it fall?
You're at 22!
Can you throw away it all?
You're at 22!
And your I.Q. is, too!

You're still in bed at ten.
Also, unemployment rate.
You burned out our armed forces.
War's not going great.
Your daddy should have warned 'bout days like these.
But now you're the one who's fallen down
from doing just as you please!
And...

You're at 22!
How much further can it fall?
You're at 22!
Can you throw away it all?
You're at 22!
And your I.Q. is, too!

No one could ever know it
just how much you could blow it
how much you screwed our nation.
'Twas an abomination.
Someone that history will
offer a scream really shrill
someone we'll always laugh at
'til then, too hard to laugh with
you...
yeah...

Seems like you're always stuck in second gear.
And we cannot wait to reach the end of this
your eighth and last year!
But...

You're at 22!
How much further can it fall?
You're at 22!
Can you throw away it all?
You're at 22!
And your I.Q. is, too!

You're at 22!

You're at 22!

You're at 22!
And your I.Q. is, too!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
especially like the !Q reference
littleCupCakes - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, Lord Pacholek, Sir , that Coboy is riding out to his final sunset , so it doesn't matter much now . . . .
Up yours, traitor - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Your IQ and that of all other Bush-haters is at 0. See you in Hell, 0commie

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