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Song Parodies -> "Cratchit, the Brown-Nosed Loan Clerk"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Cratchit, the Brown-Nosed Loan Clerk"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Part 4 and finale of my "Christmas Carol"/Christmas Special series. Incidentally, "Rudolph" was also the base for my first-ever Amiright parody, on December 3, 2002: "Rudolph the Blue-Chip Halfback."
You know pennies and shillings and all those pounds sterling.
Fortune to make your hair twisted and curling.
But do you recall the man who had to count up it all?
Cratchit, the brown-nosed loan clerk
had a very rotten boss.
And if you ever saw him
you'd say death would be no loss.
All of the Crachit family
lived in wretched poverty.
They never let on how they
fretted over Tim's frailty.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
three ghosts came to say
"Ebenezer Scrooge, you must
change your ways or fall to dust!"
Then how the miser loved him
treated Cratchit like his son.
Echoing Tiny Tim's line:
"May God bless us, every one!"
Fortune to make your hair twisted and curling.
But do you recall the man who had to count up it all?
Cratchit, the brown-nosed loan clerk
had a very rotten boss.
And if you ever saw him
you'd say death would be no loss.
All of the Crachit family
lived in wretched poverty.
They never let on how they
fretted over Tim's frailty.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
three ghosts came to say
"Ebenezer Scrooge, you must
change your ways or fall to dust!"
Then how the miser loved him
treated Cratchit like his son.
Echoing Tiny Tim's line:
"May God bless us, every one!"
Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year... even to those of you who voted for the man who will probably prevent those very things for four... more... years.
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perfect...love it...5s
A happy brown rear to brown-nose, ehh? :-)
But,I see you are rather generous on miser songs...good write..5's
This is my favorite song of the day, Mr. Pacholek! Darling!!! =)
Very well done. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, too.
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