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Song Parodies -> "When You Say 'Bud Selig'"

Original Song Title:

"When You Say 'Budweiser'"

Original Performer:

Budweiser Beer Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"When You Say 'Bud Selig'"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The Commissioner of Baseball is also the man who cancelled the 1994 postseason, the man who ruined the 2002 All-Star Game, a used-car salesman (seriously, he sold a Milwaukee Braves' rookie catcher named Joe Torre his first car) and (blind trust, yeah, surrrre) the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers. This will give me 27 out of the 30 teams. Almost there.
When you say Bud,
You've said a lousy thing no one wants to say.
When you say Bud,
You've gone as far as you can go to get the very worst.
When you say Bud,
You've said the word that means he screwed up it all.
When you say Bud,
It means you want the guy to quit so his career is done.
When you say Bud,
You tell the world you know this guy most go away.
When you say Bud,
You say you care enough to only want game to shift gears.

There is no other one who makes the game shine less.
Because the King of Fears, he puts this game to rest.

When you say BUD SELIG,
You've said it all!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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wdh - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Parodying a commercial? lol, I don't much agree with Bud Selig and thought this "jingle" was great. All 5s dawg
Guy DiRito - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike's goin' for thirty. But a commercial? Come on Mike. I gave you 4's on this just cause I know you are trying to get all the teams in.
Old Comedywriter - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You forgot to mention that he's the A-hole who's keeping Pete Rose out of the Hall of Fame, while Steroid Boy, Corky Sosa, and other drug users / wife beaters are eligible.
ParodyKeet - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
As a fan of one of the teams on his hit list I cheered at this parody, and as a lover of clever stuff I howled. High fives!
Nutty Bird - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
My mom prefered their christmas one with the clydesdales in the snow

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