-> "Hello Vader, Hello Emper"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Vader, Hello Emper"
Hello Vader Hello Emper.
You both have a nasty temper.
On this Death Star me you're hosting.
I wish I was back on Hoth with old Ben ghosting.
I went flying with Han Solo.
Leia, he wants her to go lo.
Artoo-Detoo and Chewbacca
They both think you're more offensive than John Rocker.
All the rebels hate Stormtroopers.
All those guys are party poopers.
Master Yoda wants no Sithies.
He gives convoluted comments that are pithy.
Now, I tell ya this'll grab ya
but I beat that Hutt named Jabba.
Without armor you look ratty.
What do you mean when you ask me, "Who's your Daddy?"
Take you home to Tatooine now.
Take you home you're not so mean now.
Won't leave you out in the forest of
Endor, with Ewoks we don't love.
Take you home I promise I will not go Dark
Like you did with Mom at the park.
The Force we both can fix here in film six.
You're my father? Wasn't guessing.
All those Jedi you were messing.
Why'd I not hear from Kenobi
about how you went so bad in Episode Three?
Wait a minute Death Star's shaking.
Death sounds Emper or is making.
Dad joins others Jedi heaven.
What do you mean there won't be Episode Seven?
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