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Song Parodies -> "Hello Vader, Hello Emper"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Vader, Hello Emper"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

OK, Chris Bodily beat me to it. I had to try. The original version of this song is called "Dance of the Hours," by Amilcare Ponchielli (1834-1886).
Hello Vader Hello Emper.
You both have a nasty temper.
On this Death Star me you're hosting.
I wish I was back on Hoth with old Ben ghosting.

I went flying with Han Solo.
Leia, he wants her to go lo.
Artoo-Detoo and Chewbacca
They both think you're more offensive than John Rocker.

All the rebels hate Stormtroopers.
All those guys are party poopers.
Master Yoda wants no Sithies.
He gives convoluted comments that are pithy.

Now, I tell ya this'll grab ya
but I beat that Hutt named Jabba.
Without armor you look ratty.
What do you mean when you ask me, "Who's your Daddy?"

Take you home to Tatooine now.
Take you home you're not so mean now.
Won't leave you out in the forest of
Endor, with Ewoks we don't love.
Take you home I promise I will not go Dark
Like you did with Mom at the park.
The Force we both can fix here in film six.

You're my father? Wasn't guessing.
All those Jedi you were messing.
Why'd I not hear from Kenobi
about how you went so bad in Episode Three?

Wait a minute Death Star's shaking.
Death sounds Emper or is making.
Dad joins others Jedi heaven.
What do you mean there won't be Episode Seven?

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
this is my favorite in the day...screamingly funny...a classic
AFW - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Whimsical, satirical fun...
Steve K. - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The Farce is strong with this one.
Chris Bodily TM - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The Force, or should I say 'Farce," must really be with Allan Sherman, or is it because his song is easy to parody? Awesome, this was, Mike. 5-5-5, I give you.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Three fives. Has anyone read the MAD magazine where it says "Sith Happens"?
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
YWN: I haven't, but I saw them turn the original into a musical, with songs like "I've Grown Accustomed to the Force," "I Like It Here in the Galaxy," and C3PO translating R2D2's beeps to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi." There's several jokes about Darth Vader's breath being bad. Not just labored, but smelly. And when Obi-Wan keels over on the Millennium Falcon, Luke asks him, "Are you feeling the deaths of the people of Alderaan?" Obi-Wan says, "No, the screams of the original film's producers, still mad that they lost the Oscar for Best Picture to 'Annie Hall!'"
Johnny D - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhh, that Darth Vader was just a big Sithie!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I hear that there will be eppy seven, sorta, in form of a television series. With "Enterprise" down I can only predict that I have a bad feeling about it (and that it will be called "Revenge on the Trekkies). I can't really decide whether it would be a good thing or not if it's to jump the... rancor as fast as possible.
katie r. - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
it's just hilarious! I love it! But it could do without the long words, they mess up the tune when being sung.

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