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Song Parodies -> "K-Fed and Coulter"

Original Song Title:

"Crimson and Clover"

Original Performer:

Tommy James & the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"K-Fed and Coulter"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The following hookup has not actually happened. Thank God. Then again, if it did, it would serve them both right.
Oy...

Now, I don't really like her.
I don't know who could love her.
Who'd take Ann Coulter?
Stomach turns over.

Oy...
(La-la-la-la-la...)
Well, here comes deadbeat father.
(La-la-la-la-la...)
To a girl who hates welfare.
(La-la-la-la-la...)
K-Fed and Coulter?
(La-la-la-la-la...)
Stomach turns over!

(instrumental break)

Oy...
(La-la-la-la-la...)
My, my, such a sick thing.
(La-la-la-la-la...)
Now, do I hear Britney laughing?
(La-la-la-la-la...)
Leaves the rest of us barfing.
(La-la-la-la-la...)
K-Fed and Coulter.
(La-la-la-la-la...)
Stomach turns over.
(La-la-la-la-la...)

(La-la-la-la-la...)

(La-la-la-la-la...)

(La-la-la-la-la...)

(La-la-la-la-la...)

(Ahhhh...)
(Ahhhh...)
(Ahhhh...)
(Ahhhh...)
(Ahhhh...)

K-Fed and Coulter.
Stomach turns over.
K-Fed and Coulter.
Stomach turns over.
K-Fed and Coulter.
Stomach turns over.
K-Fed and Coulter.
Stomach turns over.
(repeat 'til fade)
I love hippie songs, but they're hard to parody. Almost as hard as doo-wop songs.

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Red Ant - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Can I add a verse?

He's "pop"-ular culture
She looks like a vulture
The thought is torture
K-Fed and Coulter

I don't know how you came up with this pairing, Michael, but my stomach is turning, over and over.
2Eagle - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
That's the funniest one yet. Now, instead of executing Saddam he should have been fixed up with Heather Mills McCartney.
John Barry - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A truly scary hypothetical pairing. Jay Leno postulates that Coulter donated the sperm to impregnate Mary Cheney.
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Good verse, Ant. I don't know why the idea came to me, it... just... did. 2Eagle, Ann may be evil, but she ain't crazy like Heather. That dame's disability is below the waist, but her handicap is between the ears! And John, what makes you think that Ann can even get it up?
alvin rhodes - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
nice coupling

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