In the middle of the night, I go walkin' in my sleep
to a mountain of laughs, see some hatred so deep.
I've been looking for humor, some funny stuff that I've missed.
But I only find a girl who's been nastily dissed.

Every night I wade through all these songs
and to get 'em all read might take several years.
Bunch o' angry teenyboppers give Canadian chick
more venom and hatred than to Britney Spears!

In the middle of the night, I go walkin' in my sleep
through a valley of hate, see some hatred so deep.
I know I'm searchin' for somethin', a clue as to how it goes
why they think she's such a fraud, think her punkiness is pose.

Every night I see "Sk8er Boi" slop
but now I'm tired and I don't wanna see 'em no more.
So Avril wears a silly necktie.
At least, unlike Christina, she ain't dressed like a whore!

In the middle of the night, I go walkin' in my sleep
through the jungle of grouse, see some hatred so deep.
Avril's got her some hit songs, lots of anger she'll find
and it can only be seen by the jealousy kind
in the middle of the night.

Not sure if her second album will hit.
God knows lots o' stars get their follow-ups panned.
Even though she's a little bubblegum
at least she doesn't use a damn synthesizer band!

In the middle of the night, I go walkin' in my sleep
through the desert of applause, through the hatred so deep.
We all face a commotion of abuse that is mean.
So why don't you lay off, quit rippin' Lavigne.
Lay off Avril tonight.