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Song Parodies -> "Daniel (Craig)"
Original Song Title:
"Daniel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Daniel (Craig)"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Saw "Casino Royale" last night. Not for the squeamish. And you know who you are.
(instrumental opening)
Daniel prevents bomb from blowing up plane.
I can see his red blood drip
as he writhes in pain.
Oh, and
it looks like we may now have to say goodbye.
Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Must wish he were in "Goldeneye."
They say Vesper's pretty, she struts on the scene.
What do those bad guys do to her?
They are ever so mean.
Oh, and
Bond should know, they hurt him enough.
Oh, they whipped Daniel.
Oh, a nasty bad touch.
Oh, whoa
Double-O-Seven.
You were older than me.
Now you're young, that's so strange.
And your scars, they will heal.
You almost died.
But you live more than I.
Daniel, you're a star
whose limit is the sky.
(instrumental break)
Oh, whoa
Double-O-Seven.
You were older than me.
Now you're young, that's so strange.
And your scars, they will heal.
You almost died.
But you live more than I.
Daniel, you're a star
whose limit is the sky.
Daniel prevents bomb from blowing up plane.
I can see his red blood drip
as he writhes in pain.
Oh, and
it looks like we may now have to say goodbye.
Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Not Sean or Roger, those guys.
James Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Not George, Tim, or Pierce, those guys.
(instrumental close)
Daniel prevents bomb from blowing up plane.
I can see his red blood drip
as he writhes in pain.
Oh, and
it looks like we may now have to say goodbye.
Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Must wish he were in "Goldeneye."
They say Vesper's pretty, she struts on the scene.
What do those bad guys do to her?
They are ever so mean.
Oh, and
Bond should know, they hurt him enough.
Oh, they whipped Daniel.
Oh, a nasty bad touch.
Oh, whoa
Double-O-Seven.
You were older than me.
Now you're young, that's so strange.
And your scars, they will heal.
You almost died.
But you live more than I.
Daniel, you're a star
whose limit is the sky.
(instrumental break)
Oh, whoa
Double-O-Seven.
You were older than me.
Now you're young, that's so strange.
And your scars, they will heal.
You almost died.
But you live more than I.
Daniel, you're a star
whose limit is the sky.
Daniel prevents bomb from blowing up plane.
I can see his red blood drip
as he writhes in pain.
Oh, and
it looks like we may now have to say goodbye.
Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Not Sean or Roger, those guys.
James Bond, it looks like Daniel.
Not George, Tim, or Pierce, those guys.
(instrumental close)
I had to write a Daniel Craig as Bond parody before Arwen did. She might still write one, but I have a feeling it's going to be VERY different. Goodbye, Mister Bond.
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Looks like Blofeld voted. Or maybe it was Goldfinger, or Scaramanga. As Daniel Craig said when asked if he wanted his vodka martini shaken or stirred, "Do I look like I give a damn?"
Well it looks like Mr. 1's came and left his usual mark of stupidity. Not even a comment. But anyways, I really liked this...DKTOS that well, but this was good. 555s mainly to help boost your rating after that senseless 1s vote. Seems like every new parody I've submitted lately has been hit by the 1's guy. I think he's singling me out for some reason =/
You idiot Chris. I didn't leave my 1s on here. If I leave 1s I leave my comments as well.
Good job, Mr. 1s! Thing is, your comments ususally equal the usefulness of a pile of horse shit. Now go and cry on your mom's shoulder because you can't write parodies, cockblocker
You need to go to spelling class. First you can't spell your own name, then you can't even spell "usually".
AL MVP BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JOE COWLEY!!!
COWLEY ROCKS!!!
"Mr 1s," you're not smart enough to get a vote for either baseball league's Most Valuable Player. If you were, you'd realize that this parody has nothing to do with that subject! As Sir Sean Connery would say, "Shocking... positively shocking..."
The Mr 1s who left the MVP comment is an imposter! Im the REAL Mr 1s!
COWLEY'S AWESOMO!!!
Glad to see a Bond parody. I'm a Bond fan, and I'm gonna see Casino Royale Tuesday night. Agent 555 says cheerio!
Your surname makes me laugh Chris! Talk about throwing your weight around!
Mr 1's, shut up. And stop spamming the ballot box with offensive votes just because you don't like the parody. Have some freakin' courtesy to respect the freakin' pacing, for cryin' out loud.
good one Michael .. now I am definitely going to see the movie...
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