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Song Parodies -> "Leave Her Alone, She's Britney!"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Leave Her Alone, She's Britney!"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Chris... Bodily, the biggest Britney fan on Amiright. But even he hasn't gone as far as Chris Crocker did in that crazy video, which has, itself, become oft-parodied.
In a little while from now
after she's took her bow
I promised myself to film myself
and I hope I won't have a cow.
I turn the TV on
but the messages, they're so wrong
in an effort to make it clear to you
they think her career is shattered.
She stood there on the stage
and my rage at you is growing!
My God, that's rough, you think you're tough?
Your cattiness is showing!
So when v-log I go on
my anger I have shown:
Leave her alone!
She's Britney!

To think that only yesterday
the radio I would play
looking forward to every single new
and you cheered her every day.
But now you all knock her down.
Reality makes you frown.
And without so much as a mere touch
my heart breaks in little pieces.
Leaving me to doubt
talk about God and His mercy!
For if you do believe in Him
why did you desert she?
And in her hour of need
I'm still her fan indeed!
Leave her alone!
She's Britney!

It seems to me that there are more hearts
broken in the world
by Britney haters.
Such castigators.
Why do you do?
Why do you do?

(instrumental break)

Leave her alone!
She's Britney!

And looking back over the years
and her clothing that disappears
I remember how she wed that big bum K-Fed
and I just couldn't stop my tears.
And at just sixteen years old
her sister, God bless her soul
she can't understand why her young boyfriend
made her this year's Spears who's pregnant.
Leaving me to start
with a heart so badly broken.
Despite encouragement from me
her words are slurred when spoken.
"This too will pass," they say.
But I cry and cry all day!
Leave her alone!
She's Britney!


She's Britney!
Gimme, gimme... gimme fives...

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AFW - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A good advice phrase that makes a very well put parody
alvin - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i try to ignore her as much as possible...nicely written piece
littleCupCakes - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Sir Michael, for your devotion to your favorite lady!
Guy - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever and cool, Michael. Liked disappearing clothes. heh heh

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