Song Parodies -> "We Are the Idiots"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

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Original Performer:

"We Are the Idiots"

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The Lyrics

"We're just a bunch of idiots." - Johnny Damon, Boston Red Sox center fielder and Charles Manson lookalike, talking about himself and his teammates. He said. I report. You decide.

We always lose
time after time.
This run-on sentence
it should be called a crime.
There's been mistakes.
More than a few.
We've had our share of sand kicked in our face
and ballgames we blew!
(And it goes on and on and on and on... )

We are the idiots, my friends.
And we'll keep on losing in the end.
We are the idiots!
We are the idiots!
Oh, no, we're losers
'cause we are the idiots...

and we're weird!

Fenway's my house
where curtain falls.
They've given me fame and fortune
but nothing that goes with it.
I always fall!
And it's been no bed of roses!
No pleasure cruise!
I have answered the challenge
but always in the race
seems I'll always lose!
(And it goes on and on and on and on... )

We are the idiots, my friends.
And we'll keep on losing in the end.
We are the idiots!
We are the idiots!
Oh, no, we're losers
'cause we are the idiots...

and we're weird!
We are the idiots, my friends.
And we'll keep on losing in the end.
We are the idiots!
We are the idiots!
Oh, no, we're losers
'cause we are the idiots...

NINE-teen-EIGHT-teen! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

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Johnny Pyro - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry Mike.....I'm a diehard Red Sox fan. So I must give ya all 1's.

John Barry - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Speaking of idiots, I did a song a few days ago, predicting that the Sox would take the Series. At least I had it half right.--I also said they'd take the Angels.

Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Congratulations, Mike......I'm a fair-weather Red Sox fan. So I must give ya all 5's.

Mikey Boy - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Great Song. 5's

dobbs - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Who's your daddy, Mike? A no brainer: 5s

Claude Prez - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment

As a fair-weather Cubs fan, I sympathize with the Sox. Maybe next year they'll pick the right catch phrase to make up for the payroll deficit. Gloat away and good luck in the series. Oh, and good parody, thanks for not doing the "We Will Suck Poo" part.

Jonathan C. - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Sadly, this could also pertain to Purdue's football teams, who almost always seem to lose in clutch game, especially when they are a few minutes from winning. I bleed with you, BoSox fans.

alvin rhodes - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment

i love the red sox but hey, a good parody is a good parody...5s

Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment

love the "on and on and on" - your sentiments are directly transferrable to my football team (came last this year), and you've now given me an idea - great work Michael - 555

Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh...and...AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody, true-to-life when posted, is now invalid.

Dylan Baranski - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I could see that one coming. Note to self: All of Michael Pacholek's Red Sox-based parodies, true-to-life when posted, are now invalid. YEAH!!!! GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!! YANKEES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm, perhaps I should write a parody about this sort of thing.

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