My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

Carried the puck up ice
playin' make-believe that you're Wayne Gretzky.
That's so fifth-grade, I was sick, couldn't let it be.
Walkin' you'll be someday
but for the moment you're gonna pay
'cause I flew into that sucker, you
and knocked you all sideways.

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

All those New York City lights
and Toronto has the Hall of Fame.
You work your fingers to the bone
and make yourself a name.
Funny how you seem to find
come to New Jersey and you're in a bind.
You get a Stevens diss, and I won't miss.
You're knocked on your behind.

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

(My ice, I floored you) All your life you will remember
(though I never laid a hand on you.) I came and tenderized
(My ice, I floored you.) you way back when.
(From a million miles away) Whoa, baby
(I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.) Bone deep, you will regret
(Too close) you know you'll never forget I kicked your rear end.
(and now you're seeing stars.)

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.
(repeat 'til fade)