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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old Lady From Arizona"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Old Lady From Arizona"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Great, now Rush Limbaugh is picking on old ladies. No, I don't mean Nancy Pelosi, I mean Roberta McCain. Of course, despite their ages (68 and 97, respectively), both would probably kick Rush's massive @$$. (Mrs. McCain is actually from Oklahoma, but since her son has lived his political life in Arizona, it makes more sense to use that State.) Here's a link to the story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/14/roberta-mccain-limbaugh-d_n_203458.html
(It's the little old lady from Arizona!)

The little old lady from Arizona
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
isn't happy with the guy with gold microphona.
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
She doesn't like that big gasbag Rush Limbaugh
and she gave him a little bit of "shock and awe!"

And everybody knows that you're gonna get hurt-a
if you mess with old lady McCain, Roberta!
(She's ninety-seven years old but she's still pretty tough!)
She's a lady who doesn't take no crazy guff!
(It's the little old lady from Arizona!)

Did you see her on TV, that night on Leno?
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
She said Limbaugh fills G.O.P. with guano.
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
Limbaugh's gonna lose it sooner or later
'cause he can't take his mouth off the accelerator!

And everybody knows that you're gonna get hurt-a
if you mess with old lady McCain, Roberta!
(She's ninety-seven years old but she's still pretty tough!)
She's a lady who doesn't take no crazy guff!
(It's the little old lady from Arizona!)

(instrumental break)
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)

Her son didn't get elected President
but the McCains aren't why the Party's time came and went!

And everybody knows that you're gonna get hurt-a
if you mess with old lady McCain, Roberta!
(She's ninety-seven years old but she's still pretty tough!)
She's a lady who doesn't take no crazy guff!
(It's the little old lady from Arizona!)

(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
(Not happy, not happy, not happy, no!)
(repeat 'til fade)
Gotta watch them Maverick McCains, from Roberta to John to Meghan. Maybe when Robert Gates retires as Secretary of Defense, President Obama can appoint John McCain as his replacement. Worked on "The West Wing" (Democratic President-elect appointing his defeated Republican opponent Secretary of State), it would be a very nice bipartisan gesture, he's clearly qualified, he can't be any worse than Donald Rumsfeld, and it would please Republicans by getting one more "Republican in name only" out of the Senate!

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Mark Scotti - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I was laughing so hard, I think I made guano in my pants!! Great one, Michael...
John Barry - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Rush Limbaugh is so fat that the Oxycontin he ingested two weeks ago has yet to reach his stomach and start the journey into his bloodstream. He's so fat that he puts the poundage of the GOP's symbol, the elephant, to shame. So fat that his head alone weighs more than Ruth Bader Gingsburg's entire body. So fat that. . . .
Leo Keough - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
A feisty set of 5's for this fine effort!!
gipper40 - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought I'd ruin you run of 5's....! ")
alvin - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...love it
LilCupCakes - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Lord Pacholek, is the Little Old Lady called EmiLoca ? ?

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