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Song Parodies -> "Shower In the Wall"

Original Song Title:

"Flowers On the Wall"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Statler Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Shower In the Wall"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I saw "Pulp Fiction" on Bravo the other day, and heard Bruce Willis singing along with "Flowers On the Wall" on his car radio, right before he ran Ving Rhames over. And I thought, "That's a good song to parody, hell, it practically is a parody already. Now, all I need is a subject." Thank you, Manny Ramirez.
Well, now, I been hearin' 'bout the close call of a left-field mess
that was nearly perpetrated by Manny Ramirez.
If he was walkin' in the Green Monster at Fenway Park
it was because that territory he just had to go and mark.

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"

Last night I dressed in Pinstriped jersey up in Boston town
though it seems a while since Aaron Boone made "Cowboy Down."
But please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
'cause there ain't no Yankee who would copy Manny's slime!

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"

Well, it's good to see, when I must go, it's left field and not right.
Well, any ol' way, the fans are not accustomed to that sight.
And we all knew Manny really was some kind of whiz
but something don't smell right, I think that Manny might have missed!

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"

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Rick C - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
He's a whacko but, we'll take it just to watch him hit....555
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
is it wet in here today, or is it just me ?...funny stuff here...5s
Chuck A. Spear - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate sports...but I have been meaning to parody this OS! (Don't worry...it won't be about sports!)

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