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Song Parodies -> "Jingled Mel Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Jingled Mel Rock"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I don't go nearly as easy on Mel Gibson as I did on Billy Joel when he had his incident: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel133.shtml
Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, rock!
Jingled Mel's drunk, his career is now junk!
Tossin' and crossin' down bottles of fun!
Now the Gibson flop has begun!

Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, rock!
Jingled Mel's car ain't getting too far!
Boozin' and cruisin', gets pulled over soon!
His breath makes 'em swoon!

What a bright time, it's the right time
to lock this guy away.
Jingled Mel time, it's a swell time
to blame the Jews for how Gibson does play!

Giddyup, drunken horse, shuffling your feet.
We oughta clean your clock.
Mix them drinks and fall on traffic cops' beat!
That's the jingled Mel rock!

Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, rock!
Jingled Mel's drunk, his career is now junk!
Tossin' and crossin' down bottles of fun!
Now the Gibson flop has begun!

Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, Jingled Mel, rock!
Jingled Mel's car ain't getting too far!
Boozin' and cruisin', gets pulled over soon!
His breath makes 'em swoon!

What a bright time, it's the right time
to lock this guy away.
Jingled Mel time, it's a swell time
to blame the Jews for how Gibson does play!

Giddyup, drunken horse, shuffling your feet.
We oughta clean your clock.
Mix them drinks and fall on traffic cops' beat!
That's the jingled Mel
That's the jingled Mel
That's the jingled Mel rock!

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alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
festive as all get out...i sang along
2Eagle - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
That sure beats "Jingle bells, Batman smells -".
PMS - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody.
Johnny D - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacholek, Pacholek, Pacholek rocks!
Pacholek sings political things!
Flickin', a Bic in, a Neo-Con's hair,
On a loss-free dare!

What a bright Mike! Left-of-right Mike!
He rocks the right away!
Sing it well, Mike! Give 'em hell, Mike!
Move in the White House on your Dark-Horse day!

Giddy-up, Pacholek, run for a seat,
In the Senate or House!
Mix and a-mingle with the D.C. elite!
Mike'll make us all,
Mike'll make us all,
Mike'll make us all proud!

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