-> "Summertime Dues"
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(George Bush the father, August 1990)
Well, I'm a-gonna raise a fuss, I'm a-gonna raise a holler
about waiting for the summer just to loosen my collar.
Everytime I try to head out to Kennebunkport
Jim Baker says, "Saddam invaded Kuwait City, sport!"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
'cause there ain't no avoiding the summertime dues!
(Bill Clinton, August 1998)
Well, my wife, I told her I was fooling with that White House intern.
And she won't give me the time of day, she thinks I'm gonna sin-burn.
But I hadda leave the Vineyard, some news made me sick:
Gotta bomb Osama's camp, for his embassy trick!
Hillary wonders what I'm a-gonna do
but a President's gotta pay his summertime dues.
(George W. Bush, August 2005)
I'm gonna take six weeks, gonna have a fine vacation.
But they tell me that New Orleans faces flood inundation.
Well, I called the Congressmen, and I said, quote:
"Forget New Orleans, boys, I need your tax-cutting vote!"
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
'cause I'm Dubya Bush, I don't gotta pay dues!
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