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Song Parodies -> "Orc! The Hairy-Foot Men Sing"

Original Song Title:

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Orc! The Hairy-Foot Men Sing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

What's this, Mike re-writing a Chrismtas Carol for the Ringheads? What can I say, love makes a man do strange things.
Orc! The Hairy-Foot Men Sing!
Aragorn, please save us, King!
Middle-Earth is very riled!
Gandalf's magic now compiled!
Fearful now, the shire rise!
Spells and curses fill the skies!
With angelic Elves proclaim:
Keep our land from blood and shame!
Orc! The Hairy-Foot Men Sing!
Aragorn, please save us, King!
Yes, I know, officially, the hairy-footed Hobbits are not "Men." You may sue me as soon as the Tolkein estate does.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with
Chris Pollman - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job. I agree with Alvin, this is fun to sing along with, and is quite clever. 555
Matthias - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess "Five Golden Rings" can be taken diffrently now
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad, but I had to give you a 4 for overall since you only did the first verse. Please consider resubmitting a longer version, as this snippet is quite good.
Arwen - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give it all 5s, because of COURSE I love me some LOTR themed parodies...and I love Love LOVE all things Christmas! Excellent job, MP!

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