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Song Parodies -> "On the Dark Side (Star Wars Version)"

Original Song Title:

"On the Dark Side"

Original Performer:

John Cafferty

Parody Song Title:

"On the Dark Side (Star Wars Version)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Note to the Decade Police: Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band recorded it in 1982 for the movie "Eddie and the Cruisers." Eddie and the Cruisers did not actually exist, and thus did not record it in 1963.
Dark Side's coming, Jedi don't seem real.
Only Padme knows how I feel.
From out of the shadows comes Palpatine.
Jedi now seem crazy, make me feel so mean.

Ain't nothin' gonna save you from a fear that's blind!
When I slipped to the Dark Side, power's mine!
On the Dark Side! Oh yeah!
On the Dark Side! Oh yeah!

(guitar break)

Dark Side's coming, makes Rebels reel.
Stretch out with the feelings you feel.
From out of the shadows, a new hope comes.
Go on, now, Luke, you can beat those bums.

No one will you save with your fear that's blind.
Slipped to the Dark Side, will you I find?

On the Dark Side? No way!
On the Dark Side? No way!

(saxophone break)

Go up there and kick the Emperor's behind!
Put away the Dark Side, we'll win this time!

No more Dark Side! Oh yeah!
No more Dark Side! Oh yeah!
No more Dark Side! Oh yeah!
No more Dark Side! Oh yeah!

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Pacing: 3.2
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Total Votes: 4

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Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Star Wars parody! I'm surprised nobody thought to use this OS with a SW parody before. 555
Michael Pacholek - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
The Force is weak in them, young Richard. They do not possess the Jedi power that is within us.
anon - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Mike: Speaking on behalf of the decade police, I'm sure they know that you got this one right. By the way, what/who is/are "Eddie and the Cruisers" anyway?

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