Song Parodies -> Still a Bum
| Original Song Title: | "Still the One" |
| Original Performer: | Orleans |
| Parody Song Title: | "Still a Bum" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Another George W. Bash? Guess again: It's about one of the main guys behind the St. Louis Cardinals' World Series win. I don't care: After messing up my Yankees in the 2003 Series, I still see him as Jeff (Bad Dream) Weaver!
(instrumental opening)
You blew the Series, and you know when.
You know, I never want to see you again.
But I want you to know
though you won with St. Lou
you're still a bum!
I got no respect for you!
You're still a bum!
With a defective head!
You're still a bum!
That's still what I've said!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
I looked at your face that October day.
How come Detroit couldn't put you away?
In 2003
I wanted you to go.
(want you to go)
Your mind's a desert
and for me, that game you'd blow!
You're still a bum!
That makes me sick!
You're still a bum!
I saw the Marlins lick!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
Who throws home runs long!
You're still a bum!
And you pitched so wrong!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
Yes, you are!
(instrumental break)
Changing, you've got October gold.
You still left Yanks some mold, it grows new!
You're still a bum!
With my fist, I'd touch!
You're still a bum!
Who I can't boo enough!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
Who we had to ditch!
You're still a bum!
Who still makes me twitch!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You...
are...
still a bum!
Who left us bereft!
You're still a bum!
Bad-dream Weaver, Jeff!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
(instrumental close)
You blew the Series, and you know when.
You know, I never want to see you again.
But I want you to know
though you won with St. Lou
you're still a bum!
I got no respect for you!
You're still a bum!
With a defective head!
You're still a bum!
That's still what I've said!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
I looked at your face that October day.
How come Detroit couldn't put you away?
In 2003
I wanted you to go.
(want you to go)
Your mind's a desert
and for me, that game you'd blow!
You're still a bum!
That makes me sick!
You're still a bum!
I saw the Marlins lick!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
Who throws home runs long!
You're still a bum!
And you pitched so wrong!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
Yes, you are!
(instrumental break)
Changing, you've got October gold.
You still left Yanks some mold, it grows new!
You're still a bum!
With my fist, I'd touch!
You're still a bum!
Who I can't boo enough!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
Who we had to ditch!
You're still a bum!
Who still makes me twitch!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You...
are...
still a bum!
Who left us bereft!
You're still a bum!
Bad-dream Weaver, Jeff!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
You're still a bum!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
(instrumental close)
Admit it: When you saw "You're still a bum that makes me sick," and "You're still a bum who we had to ditch," you were expecting different rhymes, weren't you? Too bad, this is a PG-rated parody. Now, if it HAD been a Bush parody, there might've been a few R-rated words in there.
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They're all millionaire bums!
i never would have guessed this guy woyuld pitch the winning game of the series after being unceremoniously dumped by the angels in mid season...5s
Not to mention being dumped by the Angels for his brother aka The Good Weaver.
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