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Song Parodies -> "Packed Away"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Packed Away"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Another overeating parody to sing while you're sitting around the house.
Packed away.
All that food is gone from that buffet.
Now on your gut it is going to stay.
Oh, so much food you packed away.

No more diets, they just won't commence.
For your fatness, there is no defense.
Oh, look at how your gut distends.

Why you have to scarf
'til you barf
you will not say.

I said please reduce.
It's no use.
You've packed away.

Packed away.
You think eating is a game to play.
For this gluttony you'll have to pay
for everything you've packed away.

Why you have to forge
nightly gorge
you will not say.

I said cut some weight.
It's too late.
You've packed away.
Hey, hey, hey.

Packed away.
In a coffin you'll forever stay.
Funeral for you, we had today.
All because you had packed away.
Hm, mm, mm, mm, mm...
Mm mm.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 23

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   13
 5   9

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John Barry - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
You're on a roll, so to speak, today, MP.
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
i laughed away...sad ending though
Yoidy - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Help me pack some of these 5s away!
Ann Hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd sing,but my mouths full.
2Eagle - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
555 calories.
Michael E Cormier - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
If Elvis hadn't died on the crapper, do you think he would've kicked the bucket in the kitchen? He must've been at least 555 pounds when he died! (Please, no threats from die hard Elvis Presley fans. I loved the King's music . It's just that the before and after picture is kinda extreme.) Good work Michael
Michael John Priewe - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
LMBO I'd write more but I have to move on, because I have a lot of packing to do....ummmmm Jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Donutttttttttttt 555 of them!! LOL

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