Hello, honey, it's me.
What do you think of the crazy stuff
said on the radio?
What do the kids think
hearing the trash
Fox says about Barry O?

Remember what Limbaugh said on the radio
there on WABC?
He'll never be nothing but the AM crock
he was in '93.
And his two "kids," Hannity with all his shlock
and O'Reilly, his mouth runs around.
It's been eight years since a President
wasn't trying to bring us down!

Now they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

The poppin' of pills that the fat boy did
made his voice go low.
But he still brought in the big bucks...
(bucks... bucks... )
They won't let him go.

So I'm watching Glenn Beck, and there's a great aroma
that permeates his Fox talk show.
And they'd like our next Prez to be the chick
from Sandpoint, Idaho.
For all Sarah don't know.

Now they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

They’ve been making extra money on Iraq War contracts
and raising funds for G.O.P.!
You should hear them whining just like little children
and listen what they say ‘bout me!

They’ve an echo chamber in their heads
just beggin’ for a better way.
And these “facts” that they’ve got, they’ve pulled out of their…

But they’re never gonna go away.

Sometimes, I get this crazy dream
that the radio in my car
will play nothing but ballgames and classic rock.
But still, that’s where they are.
I’ve been thinking that they should stop their talking
‘cause it makes their party sore.
Or maybe they should all settle down
if they want to win once more…

Okay, honey, I see.
I guess they won’t let it be.
Sure, old girl, I understand.
Obama’s in the White House, and I’m a happy man!

(Limbaugh)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(Hannity)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(O’Reilly)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(Beck)
W.’s C.I.A.!

Still they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

Still they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
(repeat ‘til fade)