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Song Parodies -> "Swede Mrs. Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Swede Mrs. Woods"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The following was written before all the details of Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend 2009 car crash were known, and is based upon the various speculations that were then going on. If any of it turns out to be true, it will be purely coincidence.
(instrumental opening)

I once knew a girl.
Or, should I say
saw on TV.
She married a guy
she thought was good.
Swede Mrs. Woods.

She liked him and knew that
he's the best golf player anywhere.
But one night he jumped in his car
and took off on a tear.

He hit fireplug.
Then hit a tree.
Not a par-three.

In middle of night.
She took a club.
She freed that shlub.

(ambulance sirens replace George Harrison's sitar)

They say Tiger's got him a mistress?
Don't know about that.
Some told me he didn't.
But in press, he's taking a bath!

And when I awoke
cops came to home.
Not left alone.

So, he's zipped his lips.
This isn't good
for Mr. Woods.

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Fore, no...fives for this funny take. I had my own today as well:
Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Michael. In the end, "all you need is clubs." ;D
Rice Cube - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Timmy1000 - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Looks like the saga continues; maybe he should have stayed home with his Norwegian wood.
UnKnownVotress - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Pacholek, I like the interjection of Harrison's sitar; it does add a bit of Siamese flavor !
Andria - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job here, and it doesn't look like Tiger Woods will be #1 golfer in the world much longer. Well, that just makes one less steroid-using weenie ruining pro sports for the honest fellows. 5s.
John Jenkins - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever title and par 3 line.
Melanie Lee - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You got a Tiger by the tale! 555.

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