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Song Parodies -> "Charlie Crist"
Original Song Title:
"Charlie Brown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Coasters
Parody Song Title:
"Charlie Crist"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Once upon a time, the Republican Party relied on the Governor of Florida to rig a Presidential election. Now, they're so extremist, they can't even keep the Governor of Florida from leaving their party.
Fee, fee, fi, fi,
fo, fo, fum.
I smell somebody
leaving party dumb!
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He's been dissed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
That's him heading out.
I know that's him.
Getting tired of the party
whose bulbs are going dim!
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll desist!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
Who's read the writing on the wall?
Who sees you goof in Congress' hall?
Who's taking angry crank calls?
Guess who?
(Who, me?)
Yeah, you!
Who walks out of party
cool and slow?
Who's sick of Sarah
and the plumber Joe?
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll be missed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
(instrumental break)
Who walks out of party
cool and slow?
Who's sick of Sarah
and the plumber Joe?
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll be missed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
(instrumental fadeout)
fo, fo, fum.
I smell somebody
leaving party dumb!
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He's been dissed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
That's him heading out.
I know that's him.
Getting tired of the party
whose bulbs are going dim!
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll desist!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
Who's read the writing on the wall?
Who sees you goof in Congress' hall?
Who's taking angry crank calls?
Guess who?
(Who, me?)
Yeah, you!
Who walks out of party
cool and slow?
Who's sick of Sarah
and the plumber Joe?
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll be missed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
(instrumental break)
Who walks out of party
cool and slow?
Who's sick of Sarah
and the plumber Joe?
Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
He'll be missed!
That Charlie Crist!
You're gonna drive him out!
Just you wait and see!
Why is everybody going
nuts in G.O.P.?
(instrumental fadeout)
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For the love of Crist!! (ominous rumble of thunder) I agree with you THIS TIME. The Republican Party way too often cares about ideological purity than winning elections. Oh well...reserve your seats now for Obama's second inaugaration. ;P
Crist-mess in May. Funny rendition. Off the topic, slightly, but what ever happened to Tommy and FG?
Good comebacks, gentlemen. The late William Safire, who had a pretty good sense of humor himself, would have approved. Strangely, the Security Code for this comment was "L8J," which looks suspiciously like "LBJ."
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