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Song Parodies -> "DiRito Grove"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"DiRito Grove"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As Our Fearless Appointed Leader would say, "Bring 'em on!"
When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
down around San Antone
and the Guy is writing up a parody
scratchin' around his dome.
"The people on the left are strange."
From this Guy's head, this thought came.

Well, you're talkin' 'bout DiRito Grove!
Whoa, whoa, DiRito Grove!

Well, the Clintons were a-winnin'
Lord, they're a target for this big Guy in that town.
But the Bushies' got to flyin', warrin' and a-lyin'
economy went way down.
We say that George Dubya's insane
but for him that Guy's still game.

We're talkin' 'bout DiRito Grove!
Whoa, whoa, DiRito Grove!

But every day there's a new thing comin'
the ways of an conservative view.
He's beatin' lots o' plowshares into samurai swords
to the tune of country music at night.

And though he stays in the Lone Star State
People ought to beware:
He aims his parodies toward the East...

Talkin' 'bout DiRito Grove!
Whoa, whoa, DiRito Grove!

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Guy DiRito - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Mike. And no it is not me who put the ones on this one. It's worth at least a two. And yes China Grove is a real place here in SA. In fact I have a friend that lives there. Is the reference that I aim my shots at the east mean that east is to left as west is to right? Anyway, thanks for the attention. And I wrote one for you today too, at least I had you in mind when I wrote it: ```````````````````````````````````````` Thought for sure you would have laid a comment on it by now. You ill today? Anyway I had to make a point about what I see as a double standard. I made the point on another posting and I am done with it now. Anyone curious check out: `````````````````````````````````````````````````

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