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Song Parodies -> "Free Credit Report: The Beatles"

Original Song Title:

"A Hard Day's Night"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Free Credit Report: The Beatles"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The other day, somebody did a parody of one of those dopey FreeCreditReport.com commercials. Hmmmm... Wonder what kind of credit rock stars have?
It's not a card paid right.
Though I've been working like a dog.
It's not a card paid right.
And they've been keeping up their log.
But when they call on the phone
they won't let me get a loan.
You know I feel uptight.

You know I work all day
to get you money to buy you things.
But the Visa guys, they want their pay.
So you're not getting any bling.
That's why I weep and I moan.
'Cause when I get you alone
I cannot feel okay.

When I'm home
hoping that things will be right.
There's the phone.
Baby, I'm feeling uptight!
Tight!
Yeah!

It's not a card paid right.
Though I've been working like a dog.
It's not a card paid right.
And they've been keeping up their log.
But when they call on the phone
they won't let me get a loan.
You know I feel uptight.
Ow!

(instrumental break)

That's why I weep and I moan.
'Cause when I get you alone
I cannot feel okay.

When I'm home
hoping that things will be right.
There's the phone.
Baby, I'm feeling uptight!
Tight!
Yeah!

It's not a card paid right.
Though I've been working like a dog.
It's not a card paid right.
And they've been keeping up their log.
But when they call on the phone
they won't let me get a loan.
You know I feel uptight.
You know I feel uptight.
You know I feel uptight!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Max Power - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I started that, the first one involves Tom Brady.
alvin - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
555 credit rating
MasonR - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I gotta give you credit for this one! Ironically, Brian Epstein, the Beatles' manager, had such tight reigns on their money that even though they quickly became wealthy, the Beatles never had much cash on hand in the early years.
Jason - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I did the second and third one ;-)
Ann Hammond - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this
Max Power - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Another one's coming tomorrow.
Michael Pacholek - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
At least one more, Max. The one I've already sent in is about a rocker who, shall we say, has had his trouble with money over the years.
Max Power - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
You should do one for sports players as well, especially Keeler.
Meriadoc - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Another fun one, although I'd like to see more variation in the verses and choruses.

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