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Song Parodies -> "Sheehan, Must to Avoid"

Original Song Title:

"She's a Must to Avoid"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Sheehan, Must to Avoid"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Narrated by Our Fearless Appointed Wartime Leader With a Purpose. Written by Phil Sloan and Steve Barri, who also wrote several other songs that could apply to Georgie the Vacation Boy (most of these acts never really made it, but some did): "Eve of Destruction," "Ain't No Way I'm Gonna Change My Mind," "I'd Have to Be Out of My Mind," "The Sins of a Family" and "What Exactly's the Matter With Me" by Barry McGuire. "Another Day, Another Heartache" by the 5th Dimension. "Baby I Can't Stop Myself" by Johnny Parris. "Bittersweet" by the Robbs. "Don't Come Running to Me" by the Iguanas. "Everyone Can Tell" by Terry Black. "Garbage City" by the Street Cleaners (one of several noms de tune Sloan & Barri recorded under). "I've Got Better Things to Do" by the Accents. "I've Got Faith In Him" by The Ginger-Snaps. "It's Too Late Baby" by the Emergency Exit (which Bush won't be taking in Iraq anytime soon). "The Joke's On Me" by Terry Stafford. "Just How Wrong You Can Be" by the Inner Circle. "Let's Make the Most of Summer" by the Fantastic Baggys (Sloan & Barri themselves again). "Little Liar" by Terry Black. "Out of Touch," "These Are Bad Times" and "Things I Should Have Said" by the Grass Roots. Two of their songs that do NOT apply to Bush are "Secret Agent Man" and "Above and Beyond the Call of Duty" by Johnny Rivers.
Sheehan? Must to avoid.
Show complete insensitivity.
Sheehan? Must to avoid?
Better take her from me.

When I left the executive branch
and I headed on out to the ranch
thought I'd left behind trouble
but there on the double
telling me I've got a stench!

Sheehan? Must to avoid.
Show complete insensitivity.
Sheehan? Must to avoid?
Better take her from me.

When the camera is on her sad eyes
and she calls me on all my lies
Karl Rove says, "Say she's nutty
and maybe even slutty!
Worked on Val Plame and all her guys!"

Sheehan? Must to avoid.
Show complete insensitivity.
Sheehan? Must to avoid?
Better take her from me.

This vacation I need, yes, it's true.
But that dame says my war should be through.
She's getting real zany
so I asked Dick Cheney:
"Hey, boss, can she meet with you?"

Sheehan? Must to avoid.
Show complete insensitivity.
Sheehan? Must to avoid?
Better take her from me!
In the pre-Gore years, it was said that the chief duties of the Vice President were to inquire about the President's health and go to foreign funerals. Hence, Cheney would be meeting with the mother of the man Bush lied to death.

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carol - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
wow michael right on target! let's see how long before Adigiao comes rip snorting on you for this one(smiles)
Media Circus - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Since Cindy has now surrounded herself with brazen antisemites, terrorist sympathizer traitors, David Duke, and the neo-Nazis, you'd do well to avoid her yourself, Mikey-boy.
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully stated..5s plus
dude - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
No, it's the right wing that has tied her to these various people you mention Mr/Mrs Media Circus. The right wing noise machine will not cease to attack the mother of a veteran who opposes them, and invents reasons at every turn. Turn off Fox News and think for yourself.
John Jenkins - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree that it was a political mistake for President Bush to meet Ms. Sheehan a second time, but she did express satisfaction the first time they met.
Media Circus - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Is that what you kool-aid drinkers believe now? Turn off your Crappy Nonsense Network, See-BS, All Bull-Crap, and Network Bull-Crap stations and start facing reality, dude. We have Cindy on the record saying all that anti-semitic stuff and cozying up to those racists, and your pathetic lies aren't going to change that. For that matter, Madam Sheehan's not exactly trying to conceal or downplay any of her whoring for fascism herself, so you might as well give up trying to defend the indefensible.
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Circus Boy: You're trying to make a Gold Star Mother the issue, when the issue is the Tin Star Mother... (Shutyourmouth!) "Whoring for fascism"? Bush is the closest thing to fascism we've ever had in this country. He makes his father look like a democrat (capital OR lower-case d). "Anti-Semitic"? If Ariel Sharon weren't a right-wing maniac, Bush would drop him like he's hot. "Cozying up to racists"? Paging Trent Lott. Paging Katherine Harris. Summoning the ghost of Lee Atwater. "Pathetic lies'? Bush is on his way to breaking Nixon's record of 755 lies in an Administration, and he's doing it without steroids. "Indefensible"? http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer14.shtml
Immoral Liberal - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Circus Fascist: Face it, you are the party of lies and intolerance. Because old Georgie boy took away funding for the New Orleans area and redistributed it to Iraq, people are dying in Louisiana. Admit it, if these people weren't poor and black, they would have been rescued already. You and your holier than thou leaders - Pat Robertson, the mule-humping Neal Horsley and the clueless Dubya are the racists. Hope you enjoyed the kool aid.
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
IM--LOL! Love your way with words. Media Circus seriously needs to just sit down and SHUT UP.
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
michael--absolutely great you tore apart MC's vile slurs and attacks. I thought this was supposed to be a place for witty, fun song parodies, not for hateful, personal attacking etc.
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Save American lives throughout the world - IMPEACH BUSH NOW Save the animals - CASTRATE NEAL HORSLEY NOW
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Carol: Thank you for your recent arrival on this site, your support, and your parodies, which show careful thought and few rookie mistakes. You are a fine addition to the lineup. Immoral Liberal: I never heard of Neal Horsley before this, but perhaps someone should send Linda Terhune a link to his story. And your mention of Robertson reminds me: How long will it be before Pat says that Hurricane Katrina is God's punishment for New Orleans' legendary licentiousness? I got 10 bucks that says no one of similar standing on the left says Mississippi and Alabama are being punished by God for their racist crimes. Face it, people: The most famous of all Louisianans is Louis Armstrong, who decided he had to leave. The most famous of all Mississippians is Elvis Presley, who was taken out by his family when young and never went back. The most famous of all Alabamians is George Wallace. Does that even need a punchline? (Bear Bryant was from Arkansas.)
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
michael--speaking of Linda Terhune, so help me if she posts another one of her political parodies(esp. after reading her latest one)(gag!) I will have a thing or two to say. One has to be careful doing political parodies;one has to be able to either understate or outrageously overstate(as in my parody of Rogers & Hammerstien's In My Own Little Corner). I learn quick(smiles)
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, as always, by the way - Michael. If I may - shameless plug follows - http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/vicmizzy2.shtml - my parody on Neal Horsley to the tune of "Green Acres" - MP, you only need to read the pre-parody comments. bob By the way, I like Carol too and appreciate another intelligent voice.
Media Circus - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
"Disagreement control is in effect. You are forbidden to post."
Media Circus - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's try these links one by one:

Katrina is a "Soldier of Allah"
memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD97705
Media Circus - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Well! Would you look at that? The moment you take the heading off the link, the message goes through! Let's try another few links, then:

"Don't donate to Bush states"
www.bradblog.com/archives/00001782.htm

Nazis LOVE Sheehan!
nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=5856

David Duke digs Cindy Sheehan!
www.davidduke.com/index.php?p=350

I would put more, but your lapdog Chucky's Disagreement Blocker would go into effect again.
Immoral Fascist - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist: Let's be honest, David Duke is your guy - you can't deal him now and then take him back when he's stomping for the right later on. His ideology is your ideology. That being said, let me admit upfront that I did not go to any of your propaganda websites. I'm sure that you believe that if it's on the Internet and helps your cause, then it's correct, right? I mean, it's not like anyone of the pro-war half of the country could or would try to discredit the pacifists by publishing false information, right? I mean the right-wing would never resort to unethical tactics, right? Look, if David Duke is against the unjust war in Iraq, great - becauses ultimately, everyone will see the light. Politics makes strange bedfellows - the Pope is against the war too, does that now make him and David Duke conspirators against America? I think not. Media Fascist, I ask you, why are we in Iraq? What is the latest spin? Please, enlighten me - really. Who is safer by this unjust war? What percentage of those in New York City do you think are for this war? Do you really believe that citizens in that city feel safer now? Given the deployment of military in the unjust war, the rest of our resources finally being sent to aid those non=Republicans in New Orleans (and rightly so), the recent London bombings and the upcoming anniversary of 9/11 - these people are sitting ducks. Why? Because your president has done nothing to make them feel safer; in fact, he's aggravated the situation. Media Fascist, where to you live? Probably someplace that doesn't have a prayer of getting attacked. Shouldn't the country be taking cues from those who live their daily lives with a target on their backs? Trust me, these folks are anti-Iraqi war. Jerk.
Immoral Liberal - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Lest I confuse anyone. I apologize to Media Fascist and everyone else reading the comments. Media Fascist, the right-wing machine and the way Americans have been treated in New Orleans this week has caused me to become overly excited and overly frustrated. So much so that I called myself Immoral Fascist by mistake - now make sure your Bushies jump all over that one. I remain, Immoral Liberal
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob--Just for kicks and grins I did go and check out your parody. I'm ashamed that I missed that one and after reading the first line I just HAD to finish it. Good thing read it before having that homemade pizza I cooked tonight. ROLFLMAO! A bouquet of 5's of course.
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
correction---that was supposed to be ROTFLMAO!! Still am.
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
after reading Media Clown's latest rant this little parody suddenly popped into my mind. KISS I Love It Loud Rant! He likes to rave and rant I guess it gets him high It's boring! Rant! His words do not enchant Why won't he go bye bye?
Media Circus - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Huh? How did that bolding get in there? Let's see... maybe if I put a de-bolding mark here... Is that better?

By the way, Pacholek, a blogger has a record of how KIND and TOLERANT and COMPASSIONATE some of your left-wing nutbags (who apparently can do no wrong in your eyes) have been in response to Katrina:

chrenkoff.blogspot.com/2005/09/hurricane-exploitation-quotes.html

Based on Kennedy's channeling of Pat Roberts, I think you owe me a measly ten bucks. (What a high roller you are!) Since I'll be sending a few bucks to the victims through my church this Sunday myself, you can contribute the stakes of your stupid bet to the charity of your own choice and count that as payment of your debt. I trust that in spite of your blind hatred for Bush and all of his supporters, your repeated attempts to break free of the boundaries of historical reality, and your continued service to the Father of Lies, you know better than to welch on a bet.

As for you, carol, you'd better move your nose. You wouldn't want it to break the next time Pacholek sits down.
Immoral LIberal - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist: One of your leaders, Neal Horsley sleeps with animals. George Bush is directly responsible for the maiming and deaths of thousands of people involved withe the unjust Iraqi war. Dubya is also responsbile for the deaths connected with the aftermath of Katrina in New Orleans. This is disgraceful the way these victimes have been treated by the federal government during the last week. Why didn't they get help? Because they're black, poor and don't vote republican. Meida fascist, you and your right-wing Christian extremist buddies should get over Bill Clinton. Fact: He's a helluva a lot better than either Bush. Yes, you have quite an ecclectic crew on your side, don't you media fascist: Karl Rove, Dick Cheeney, Ken Starr, Ann Coulter, Neal Horsley, Pat Robertson, Trent Lott and the list goes on and on and on. Media Fascist, you and your party are intolerant, stubborn and racist. You continue to try to draw a link between Hussein and Bin Laden - IT'S NOT THERE. I'm so glad you are enjoying the kool-aid that they're giving you - drink up now. I ask you again Media Fascist - what has George Dubya Bush done to make daily living safer for these people in New York City - NOTHING - HE's MADE IT WORSE. And really, with a guy like Neal Horsley raising the flag for your right-wing causes - you have no business talking about morals - can you say Newt Gingrich or Henry Hyde? (wonderful moral role models, huh?) And have you forgotton the teenager that Laura Bush killed? That's right, wrap yourself in the flag, shout out God Bless America and have some more kool aid.
Immoral Liberal - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist: Here's a good example of your right-wing dogma "Compassionate Conservative." Yesterday the Fascists in power dispatched Laura Bush and Condoleeza Rice to argue against the Liberal Bias in the Media's coverage of the devastation to a US city and the disgusting mistreatment of some 200,000 PEOPLE in New Orleans. The first lady, appearing for the cameras in Lafayette, LA, had this to say: "This really doesn't look like what we're seeing on television." The wife of the President of the United States actually said that. As for Secretary of State Rice, who will visit Alabama today, she was in New York City on Wednesday and attended the Broadway play "Spamalot". She was booed by the crowd when the lights went on after the play. While in NYC, She also went shopping and spent a few thousand dollars on shoes at a posh 5th Avenue Store. A New Yorker came up to her and started to yell at her about the unjust war in Iraq. Of course, the 9/11 survivor exercising her First Amendment rights was promptly removed from the store. That's your compassionate conservatism in action after what may be this country's biggest disaster. Media Fascist, I'm glad you can live with this, the stolen election, the unjust war in Iraq, the fact that Bin Laden is still out there, and the right-wing response to the tragedy of Katrina; I can't.
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
move your own nose out of chimpy's and keep enjoying that kool-aid.
Media Circus - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Immoral:

Your favorite President sticks cigars in certain parts of his interns. (Who is Neal Horsely anyway?) George W. Bush is not at all to blame for the maiming and deaths of a few dozen people hit by stray weapons in the completely just and righteous Iraqi war, and the deaths of several thousand terrorists and overlord tyrants are worth celebrating.

George Bush is not at all to blame for the deaths connected with the aftermath of Katrina in New Orlean. It is most disgraceful the way these "victims" have looted shops for their electronics and firearms and have fired on their helpers and protectors this past week. Why aren't they getting help? Because they're running around in armed gangs, raping and murdering and shooting at evacuation crews. Immoral, you and your left-wing anti-Christian extremist buddies should get over George W. Bush. Fact: Clinton got involved in the wars between Serbia and Croatia and lobbed bombs and missiles at Iraqi shepherds and a Sudanese Aspirin factory, and none of your ragged lot said a damned thing about it, which goes to show what hypocrites you are.

Yes, you have quite an ecclectic crew on your side, don't you, Immoral: Sydney Blumenthal, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Maureen Dowd, Peter Singer, Robert Kennedy Junior, Senator Dodd, and the list goes on and on and on. Immoral, you and your party are full of hate, murderous, and racist. You continue to ignore the link between Hussein and Bin Laden against incontrovertible evidence. It's too bad you can't ween yourself off the kool-aid they're giving you - it's making you deaf and blind.

I tell you again, Immoral - George W Bush has slaughtered and imprisoned terrorists by the thousand. He has shut down bin Laden's funding, he has captured and killed bin Laden's friends, and he has kept the terrorists occupied with fighting our armed forces instead of flying planes into our buildings. With people like Peter Singer setting the standard for your left-wing "morality" you have no business talking about morals - can you say Senator Dodd and Senator Byrd? (Wonderful moral role models, huh? In case you're forgetting, Dodd never got busted for praising KKK man Byrd, and Byrd has never yet given up his racist ways.) And have you forgotten that Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne? That's right, wrap yourself in a "Palestinian" flag, and shout in unison with totalitarian scum everywhere how tolerant you are because you hate America and Bush and Christians and Jews. But lay off the kool-aid, Okay?
Media Circus - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Immoral: Here's a good example of your left-wing "compassion." Yesterday the Republicans dispatched Laura Bush and Condoleeza Rice to argue against the Liberal Bias in the Media's coverage of the devastation to a US city and the disgusting mistreatment of some 200,000 people in New Orleans. The first lady, appearing for the cameras in Lafayette, LA, had this to say: "This really doesn't look like what we're seeing on television." Of course, this was rather a case of belaboring the obvious, since all of what's shown on TV always goes through extensive editing and filters of bias. (One can observe this especially in how TV stations are still showing photographs from the part of Camp X-Ray that has long since been shut down whenever they do a piece on Gitmo.)

As for Secretary of State Rice, who will visit Alabama today, she was in New York City on Wednesday and attended the Broadway play "Spamalot". (You care about this because...?) She was booed by a crowd of lefty pukes like yourself when the lights went on after the play. (And this is what you call news?) While in NYC, She also went shopping and spent (allegedly) a few thousand dollars on shoes at a posh 5th Avenue Store. This, of course, somehow demonstrates something about something. (What, I'm not sure.) A New Yorker came up to her and started to harrass her about how he hates our just and righteous war in Iraq. Of course, the whiny bitch exercising her lungs and what she thinks is her right to harrass politicians for not agreeing with her was promptly removed from the store, as is generally a good policy for dealing with anyone who's disturbing the peace. All this yelling and screaming sure was helping those poor folks down in Louisiana a whole hell of a lot, wasn't it, Immoral? While you're at it, why don't you help end poverty and injustice by swearing to hold your breath for as long as your reefer stays lit? (The hippies claim this worked for them.)

Immoral, obviously, you can't live with the fact that Bush won two elections quite fairly, waged a just and righteous war on Saddam, and that bin Laden is losing his power to do anything at all. (To tell the truth, he might be dead for all we can tell. Haven't heard from him in a long time.) It must really suck to be from a party that's all talk and no action, in spite of its many "activists." How on earth have you survived your obviously suicidal impulses so long? And have you ever thought of compassionately selling your computer and your house and everything you own, giving all your money to the poor, and living life as an ascetic nomad doing nothing but aiding the victims of natural disasters and repressive regimes for the rest of your life? Me neither.

Mikey boy, you still owe the New Orleans victims ten bucks. Be sure to pay it to them soon. And move your nose before you get a veneral disease, carol.
Immoral Liberal - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist - just continue to drink the kool-aid. What does Bill Clinton's consensual affair with an adult have to do with leading the country? Sticking cigars - so what. Do you only have sex in the missionary position? Bill Clinton engaged in a sexual act with a woman. Neal Horsley, your anti-choice leader, engaged in sexual acts with animals. Who committed the crime? Bin Laden was resonsible for 9/11 and we're engaged in an unjust war in Iraq while Bin Laden and his cells continue to plot - face it, this is a FACT. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for blaming the people of New Orleans for trying to survive. FACT: The levee(s) broke on Tuesday. FACT: The whole country knew that there were arguably 100,000 poor people who could not flee the city. FACT: These people were told to go to the Superdome and the Convention Center for safety. FACT: Your president did not acknowledge the botched rescue of tens of thousands of American Citizens until Friday - three days after the levees broke. Your right-wing fascist ideology from your party was more concerned about looting than saving people - FACT. These people described their situation as hell - I experienced 9/11 first hand and I can't possibly imagine what 100,000 plus American Citizens have experienced in New Orelans. THERE IS NO EXCUSE. Idiot - how many of those more than 100,000 people do you think were out committing crimes? That city was abandoned by it's own country - how do you expect people who are treated like animals, with no hope in sight, to react? Not knowing whether they will be dead or alive by tomorrow and, if they live, how will they be able to continue living over the next few months. You've got some nerve. FACT: Bush and the right-wing fascists allowed innocent people in this country to suffer for days. Thank you for praising such great members of American Society. FACT: There is no link between Bin Laden and Hussein. Bin Laden did it and he's still out there. I'd have more respect for you if you admitted this. How dare you accuse me of hating anyone you racist pig. (Although I will admit a detest for bush and the extreme right-wing ideology.) Have you ever heard of the Constitution? The Bill of Rights? Ever read it? I knew you hadn't.. Because if you had, you'd know that speaking out against the atrocities of government is a right. In fact, it's the first right; and there is a reason for this. Okay, you drank the kool aid and they told you "if they're not with us, they're against us." Jerk. The framers also fought for freedom to worship whatever way (or not) they chose; it was important to establish freedom from religious persecution. So that means, do what you want, worship the way you want, but don't impose your values and morals on an entire society. FACT: Neal Horsley has sex with animals and says that the left is so far removed from reality. This, my media fascist, is immoral - or doesn't your bible prohibit that?
Immoral Liberal - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Your post at 2:17pm explains it all. You and your right-wing followers who drank the kool aid are CLUELESS. You mock the people who were attached for exercising their FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. You blame the victims in New Orleans for having to undergo such animalistic conditions for the past five days. And you believe that the media made up the conditions in which 100,000 Americans had to survive over the past week while their government abandoned them. I hope you and your fascist buddies are right and that there is a god. Because when Judgment Day comes, you people are going to hell. What do you think Jesus would think about your intolerance, your lack of compassion and your actions in an unjust war, resulting in thousands of innocent deaths and tens of thousands of innocent maimings for no reason at all. Yes, the kool aid is good, isn't it? Keeping chanting the fact that you and your fascist party are "compassionate conservatives". You are, in fact, the party of genocide - you continue to allow the death and suffering of your own citizens. Pray, pray for forgiveness now. You need all the help you can get. It's sad, really it is. You are the party of death, intolerance, racism, facism and immorality. You worship Richard Nixon and Neal Horsley.
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
My nose was never there in the first place. Take your nose out of Chimpy's and take off your rosy colored glasses. Oh, I forgot, you wouldn't dare would you? buckbuckbuckbuckbuck. Keep on drinking the kool-aid. Foamer.
Immoral Liberal - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahh, the kool aid is good today, isn't it Media Fascist? Think of what you could have done if you had delivered enough kool aid on Tuesday to the 100,000 plus victims stranded in New Orleans? But you chose to kill some and make the rest suffer. Compassionate Conservatism. Now live with the thousands of death that your thinking has caused. The unjust war in Iraq has not only directly changed hundreds of thousands of lives around the globe, caused the deaths of nearly 10,000 people before Katrina - but now, with all of our resources committed to an unjust war in the Middle East, your great leader was not able to help more than 100,000 American Citizens when they needed it most. This genocide would not have happened under Bill Clinton. But you don't care, do you Media Fascist? You don't care because you think that these poor people should have evacuated, don't you? You see the citizens of New Orleans as criminals who should be abandoned until they straighten up, don't you Media Fascist. KILLEER.
Media Circus - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
"I hope you and your fascist buddies are right and that there is a god. Because when Judgment Day comes, you people are going to hell."

"How dare you accuse me of hating anyone you racist pig(?)"

Ummm... Duh?
"Do you only have sex in the missionary position?"

Not until I get a wife, but yes, that's pretty much what I plan. How about you?

"FACT:[blah blah blah blah]"
Fact: all your "FACT"s are opinions, blatant lies, pure speculation, half-truths, vicious libels, distortions of reality and/or evasion of the truth. The war is just, Bush is right, Osama bin Laden and Saddam are bosom buddies, Bush had plenty of resources, he did what he could, and Clinton let genocide happen in Rwanda. All the same, I do actually see why he's considered a moderate when I start comparing him to anyone like you I happen to meet. (By the way, you might like to know that Clinton's on his way to New Orleans with Bush's father, and he has publicly disowned every accusation people like you have made against Bush.)

"KILLEER."

As with Carter, only in my heart. I see that you're anti-life and support murdering unborn babies. Why would 100,000 80th trimester abortions in New Orleans bother you?

"You see the citizens of New Orleans as criminals who should be abandoned until they straighten up, don't you Media Fascist[?]"

No, I don't. That's why I'm sending them money. What are you doing for them?
Immoral Liberal - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You ignorant Media Fascist. Yes, the Kool aid is good, isn't it Media Fascist? You KILLER. Here's a tip, when you lose your virginity, try making love in various positions - with a human - don't follow in the footsteps of your moral crusader Neal Horsley. Your ignorance is alarming. Keep drinking the kool aid. IRAQ HAS NO CONNECTION TO 9/11 - ADMIT IT. Continue spreading the word as you see it. Bill Clinton did no such thing. Your president did not respond to a national disaster. He continues to keep Americans in harms way both home and in Iraq by his unjust war in Iraq. Where is Osama Media Fascist? Didn't your president vow to track him down nearly four years ago? Your own voice, Pat Buchanan, has criticized the response by your dummy president; the guy who stole the election. How does it feel to be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people Media Fascist? The destruction of hundreds of thousands of American lives because of your fascist beliefs? What would Jesus think? What has god said to you in your prayers this last week Media Fascist? Keep drinking the kool aid. Cherry today, huh?
Concerned American - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Friday, September 2nd, 2005 Vacation is Over... an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush Friday, September 2nd, 2005 Dear Mr. Bush: Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag. Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with? Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without po wer. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her! I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike? And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ! On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that. There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland. No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fau lt that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this! You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit. Yours, Michael Moore MMFlint@aol.com www.MichaelMoore.com P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.
Immoral Liberal - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist: While people were dying and suffering in New Orleans - the man who stole the presidency was fundraising and partying in California - how does that make you feel Media Fascist? Yes you and your right-wing extremist buddies have no regard for human life, do you? "Duh" - yet another extremely intelligent response from a card carrying member of the right-wing extremists. I applaud you Media Fascist for continuing to show us your stupidity, your ignorance, your intolerance and for demonstrating how far removed from reality you and your right-wing extremist buddies are. I should probably let you go - you probably have a service to go to and then a mule waiting in the barn.
Media Circus - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Clinton didn't disown partisan hacks like you? Oh yes he did...!

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Osama bin Laden and Saddam are proven bosom buddies, and you've shown repeatedly that you can't refute the proofs. I've given my money to help the victims, you've bitched and whined and tossed out irrelevant tales of notorious sinners and nutcases. (You, I presume, are a veritable paragon of virtue and sexual purity who would NEVER take his marching orders from a bestiality-advocating baby-murderer like Peter Singer, right?) The fact remains that Bush warned everyone well in advance and Democrats Blanco and Nagin sat on their asses. Blanco has yet to declare a state of emergency! You only believe in God when you want him to damn someone else, eh? And you don't need any forgiveness for yourself, I take it? You've been as perfect as Jesus Christ? Hoo-eee! What an ego! Don't worry for us slithering filth over here, Immoral. Worry about the wonderful paragons of virtue like yourself instead: they're going to Hell by the cartload.

I'll get back to you and your incoherent raving and frothing at the mouth just as soon as government withers away and True Communism arrives. Until then, here's a little cartoon to burn your ass a little more:

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Game, set, and match, Immoral. We'll all have to eat our words on Judgement Day. Mine will taste very salty, I'm sure, but yours will poison you. Goodbye, and may God bless you and save you from yourself. ;-))
Adagio - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Circus...very good words and I enjoyed the blog and the cartoon...thanks!
Immoral LIberal - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, Media Fascist, the kool aid is very, very, good, isn't it? In fact, it has a numbing effect, doesn't it? IRAQ HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 - OSAMA IS STILL OUT THERE FOUR YEARS LATER. You hate the gays yet worship the mule mating Neal Horsley. Don't worry about me fascist, I'll be alright. Unlike you and your flock, I'm tolerant and non-racist. My biggest fear are the extreme fundamentalists like you who will try to make it law for every American to only have sex in the missionary position. Keep drinking the kool aid Media Fascist - what's your latest mantra" "A gun in every house and a mule in every barn"? Yes, you will be judged - enjoy hell SUCKER.
Immoral Liberal - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist - you and your party continue to ooze the compassionate conservatism you so well sold the country. Here is the mother of the man who stole the presidency: "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them," chuckled Barbara Bush as she spoke on National Public Radio. Yes, Media Fascist, I hear and see the compassion. As if these victims - who you abandoned - are better off now. Genocide, my fascist friend. You and your people are responsible for the killing of nearly 10,000 Americans. Yes, killing is the business that you are in - look at the unjust war in Iraq and the thousands of innocent lives that have been lost. And, because all of our resources were sent out to fight this unjust war, 100,000 plus Americans were forced to suffer in New Orleans. Live with that you Media Fascist.
Immoral Liberal - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Fascist, you have been defeated. As one of your right-wing bretheran John McLoughlin would say: "Bye, bye"
Immoral Liberal - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn you, Media Fascist! Why don't you answer me? I'm going to Heaven because I'm tolerant, don't you see that? God only sents intolerant people to Hell! Paul 3:10. Look it up!
Immoral Liberal - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Circus, I have been defeated. As one of my black bruthas would say: "Keepin' it real!" Real dumb.
Immoral Liberal - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Media Circus - My party and I continue to ooze the tolerance we did such a shitty job of selling to the public. Here is the word of a governor who sat on her ass: "Yeah, well I guess I really need to ask for troops," chuckled Katherine Blanco as she spoke on CNN. Yes, Media Circus, I hear and see the compassion. As if these victims - who she abandoned - are better off now for their governor not having asked for the troops. Genocide, my honest enemy. I and my people are responsible for the killing of somewhere over 400 Americans to date. Yes, deceit and murder is the business that we are in - look at how we ignored all of the hundreds of thousands of innocent lives that Saddam took and focused on the rare casualties of stray bombs and claimed every murder by terrorists as one of Bush's "murders." And, because Blanco sat on her ass as all of Louisiana's abundant local resources stood idle and got flooded, an estimated 100,000 plus Americans were forced to suffer in New Orleans. I would go put a bullet through my head now, but I'm too scared of dying, because if there's anything on the other side at all, I will surely go to hell for ignoring God and prefering acceptance and encouragement of my bearing false witness and my murderous hatred to forgiveness for my sins. Forgive me, Media Circus.
Max Power - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
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