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Song Parodies -> "Miss My Hockey"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Lonely"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"Miss My Hockey"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I was gonna serve some Meat Loaf, as in, "Lockout's a Lemon and I Want My Hockey Back," but that's too involved. Though, just 'cause I felt like it, I added a third verse.
Hockey... I miss my hockey...
I see nobody... on the ice!
I need hockey! I miss my hockey...
That Gary Bettman... he sure ain't nice!
There ain't no Rangers. The Devils are strangers.
Nobody's home, through no wish of my own.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home.
Hosers, Canada's hosers
they miss their Oilers, Flames and Canucks!
Ottawa's silent, nobody's smilin'.
They know the owners, those guys are schmucks!
Now, me and Goalie, my "Lola" song Goalie
we whine and moan, we grumble and groan.
'Cause there's no hockey... Yeah, we miss hockey...
No game today, we stay at home.
Lightning, they're gone, that's frightening.
No Wings or Blackhawks, or Canadiens!
Where's Toronto? Please come back, pronto!
Even the Flyers, I'll treat like friends!
Now, I'm a holder! Season-ticket holder!
I'm in the zone, but my team is gone.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home!
I see nobody... on the ice!
I need hockey! I miss my hockey...
That Gary Bettman... he sure ain't nice!
There ain't no Rangers. The Devils are strangers.
Nobody's home, through no wish of my own.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home.
Hosers, Canada's hosers
they miss their Oilers, Flames and Canucks!
Ottawa's silent, nobody's smilin'.
They know the owners, those guys are schmucks!
Now, me and Goalie, my "Lola" song Goalie
we whine and moan, we grumble and groan.
'Cause there's no hockey... Yeah, we miss hockey...
No game today, we stay at home.
Lightning, they're gone, that's frightening.
No Wings or Blackhawks, or Canadiens!
Where's Toronto? Please come back, pronto!
Even the Flyers, I'll treat like friends!
Now, I'm a holder! Season-ticket holder!
I'm in the zone, but my team is gone.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home!
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Smooth write...sings like the original..5+
poignant...5s
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