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Song Parodies -> "Donald the Prima Donna"

Original Song Title:

"Donna the Prima Donna"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Donald the Prima Donna"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I have not held up my end of the election parodies. Time to remedy that, with a reworking of a 1963 doo-wop classic. I should note that Dion himself, now 77 years old and living in Miami, claims to be "conservative, but liberal with my heart." I don't know that he's voting for Trump, but I can't imagine that he would vote for someone that nasty. John McCain, definitely; Mike Bloomberg, maybe; Mitt Romney, possibly; Donald Trump, I hope not.
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)

(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Has no heart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Falls apart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Thinks he's smart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)

(Donald)
I met a guy in '84.
(Donald)
Told me he had cash galore.
(Donald)
But in time I realized
(Donald)
He never paid his working guys!

(Donald)
I remember the girls he's dated.
(Donald)
He's crass, they're sophisticated.
(Donald)
Pretends to be high society.
(Donald)
Always tries to make fools of you and me.

We call him
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Has no heart, now!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Thinks he's smart, now!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Falls apart, now!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)

Crazy little man, you're just having fun!
But it turns out, you're a nasty little bum!
Crazy little man, you don't stand a chance!
You won't show your taxes with those little hands!

(Donald)
He always brags about his towers and girls galore!
(Donald)
But he'll treat them like a ten-buck whore!
(Donald)
Melania acts like Zsa Zsa Gabor!
(Donald)
When he loses, she'll again be poor!

We call him
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Has no heart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Thinks he's smart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Falls apart!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)

Crazy little man, you're just having fun!
But it turns out, you're a nasty little bum!
Crazy little man, you don't stand a chance!
You won't show your taxes with those little hands!

(Donald)
He always brags about his towers and girls galore!
(Donald)
But he'll treat them like a ten-buck whore!
(Donald)
Melania acts like Zsa Zsa Gabor!
(Donald)
Maybe Donald is the one that's poor!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donald, Donald, the Prima Donna)
(repeat 'til fade)

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