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Song Parodies -> "It's Still Donald Trump to Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Still Donald Trump to Me"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

What's the matter with the clothes he's wearin'?
"Can't you tell that his tie's too long?"
Maybe FBI should make a collar.
"He's selfish and he thinks with his schlong.
Where has he been hidin' out lately, honey?
Deutsche Bank and Putin called, they say want their money."
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the big clown, funny
but it's still Donald Trump to me.

What's the matter with the hair he's sportin'?
"Can't define or give a name to style."
Is he flashing out a white power gesture?
"It's designed to make the Proud Boys smile.
Nowadays, they're gettin' truly bent and mental.
'God blesh the United Shaysh,' he's got some issues dental."
Bad funk, hot punk, always with the same junk.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'cause he says it's fake and he's clean.
He's a demanding clown and we can't get around
his lies in TV or magazines.
He's below average and mean.

How about a pair of Joe Biden and
Kamala Harris in a suit and pants?
"Well, you could leave The Donald good and pummeled
if you just give them half a chance!"
Get help from Abrams and Pelosi who's the Speaker.
And Trump's gonna trust Giuliani the leaker."
It's the next phase, new way, throw him out Election Day.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Oy vey, DT!
(Instrumental break)

Ooooooooh...
What's the matter with this crowd at the Capitol?
"Gotta sterilize the things they touch!"
Maybe they could be some straight-F students.
"If they are, it would explain so much!
Couldn't stop the voting count with insurrection.
America is gonna have a brand new direction."
Take the big chump, big dump, we'll no longer be grumps.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the big clown, funny
but it's still Donald Trump to me.

Ooh... Whoo!

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Patrick - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Trump was his own worst enemy. But I'm afraid the direction we're heading is to $5.00 a gallon gasoline, dependence on Saudi and Venezuelan oil, and war with Iran. I voted for Trump in the hope that he would work with Vladimir Putin to check Middle Eastern terrorism and North Korean adventurism. Trump could not control his own tongue, but Congress, the courts and media could restrain him from causing any real damage. Biden, and soon Harris will not be subject to any checks or balances whatsoever. I remember 1968. This has the potential to be much worse. Back then there was tear gas in the air. It's still there, but now we have the Covid virus, too. Congratulations on 2001.
Patrick - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Mine was the first comment on this parody. How did that fake news comment get ahead of it? Someone is hacking this site. Everybody look out. This is not amusing.

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