(instrumental opening)

What's the matter with the clothes he's wearin'?
"Can't you tell that his tie's too long?"
Maybe FBI should make a collar.
"He's selfish and he thinks with his schlong.
Where has he been hidin' out lately, honey?
Deutsche Bank and Putin called, they say want their money."
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the big clown, funny
but it's still Donald Trump to me.

What's the matter with the hair he's sportin'?
"Can't define or give a name to style."
Is he flashing out a white power gesture?
"It's designed to make the Proud Boys smile.
Nowadays, they're gettin' truly bent and mental.
'God blesh the United Shaysh,' he's got some issues dental."
Bad funk, hot punk, always with the same junk.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'cause he says it's fake and he's clean.
He's a demanding clown and we can't get around
his lies in TV or magazines.
He's below average and mean.

How about a pair of Joe Biden and
Kamala Harris in a suit and pants?
"Well, you could leave The Donald good and pummeled
if you just give them half a chance!"
Get help from Abrams and Pelosi who's the Speaker.
And Trump's gonna trust Giuliani the leaker."
It's the next phase, new way, throw him out Election Day.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Oy vey, DT!
(Instrumental break)

Ooooooooh...
What's the matter with this crowd at the Capitol?
"Gotta sterilize the things they touch!"
Maybe they could be some straight-F students.
"If they are, it would explain so much!
Couldn't stop the voting count with insurrection.
America is gonna have a brand new direction."
Take the big chump, big dump, we'll no longer be grumps.
It's still Donald Trump to me.

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the big clown, funny
but it's still Donald Trump to me.

Ooh... Whoo!