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Song Parodies -> "Loaiza"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It remains to be seen as of this date (September 24, 2004) if Esteban Loaiza -- 2003 Cy Young Award winner with the White Sox, 2004 Bum of the Year candidate for the Yankees -- has turned it around. But for much of this season, these lyrics sure fit.
All the fans hate that guy Loaiza.
Loaiza is a lousy pitcher.

Loaiza throws a fastball riser.
Loaiza's ERA is higher.

Loaiza, runs spout like a geyser.
Loaiza, with batters, ain't no miser.

Loaiza, home runs don't surprise ya.
Low I.Q., Esteban, no thank you!

He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip

He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
ain't he?

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
another victim of the pressures of playing in NY...nice baseball parodies...5s
Loaiza - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Was da beeg deel?!! De Yankeys ur weening, aren't dey?! Who cares eef I'm a loozar?
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
George cares if you're a loozar. And I care if you're a loozar. And, Esteban, so far, you're a loozar. And you're not what, last year anyway, you appeared to be. Thanks and too true, Alvin.
nally - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This one's rather clever. While watching Game 7 of the ALCS Wednesday night, I was composing a similarly titled parody of this song in my head while Loaiza was being taken out of the game in the 7th. Anyway, I'm glad the Yankees got beat.

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