(instrumental opening)

Well, I'm a-running down the road
trying to loosen my load.
I got seven dollars in the bank.
Four guys want to own me.
Two chicks want to stone me.
Mom thinks I deserve a spank.

Take my assets?
Take my assets?
I've gone so deep in debt, my case is quite the basket.
Light up, you repo man.
You won't try to understand.
I can't afford your new command:
"Take his assests!"

Well, I'm a-losing my apartment
to debt-collect department
and here's such a fine sight to see:
It's a girl, my Lord, and she tows my Ford!
Slowing down to take a laugh at me!

Come on, baby!
Leave it, maybe!
I'd have to walk ten miles to work, that would degrade me.
I now lose, but soon I'll win.
And I'll be buying it back again.
'Til then, I guess, the bus I'm in.
That ain't easy!

(instrumental break)

Well, I'm a-running down the road
trying to loosen my load.
Got a world of trouble on my mind.
Looking for some money
to pay that repo-honey.
It's so hard to find.

Take my assets?
Take my assets?
I've gone so deep in debt, my case is quite the basket.

Come on, baby!
Leave it, maybe!
Obama's gonna get me a job that's gonna
save me!

She'll go and take my assets!

Why should she take my assets?

(instrumental close)