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Song Parodies -> "That Batch For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"That Batch For Me"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Once again, YES, I know she's married. At least it's not to someone old enough to be her father, like... you know...
(instrumental opening)

There is a girl who's really groovy.
Got a talk show that I love to see.
She'll make a snack that is rich and really tasty.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.

Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
'Cause how I love her cooking's lovely smell.

Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.

(instrumental break)

You'll make the batter into lovely cookies.
Tasty though they're totally fat-free.
I'll eat 'em up and I won't need rehearsing.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.

Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
It's more than cooking that I'd like to smell!

Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Yum-O.

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alvin - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
if this doesn't reel her in i don't know what will
John Barry - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin: muffin. Michael: muff 'n'. . . .
MrMacphisto - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I figured you would have used another word that rhymes with batch. ;) 5-5-5
Johnny D - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"Yummo", the 6th Marx brother!

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