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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Elvis, Part II: My Computer"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"21st Century Elvis, Part II: My Computer"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
A new series, exploring situations that Elvis Presley might be in if, as many believe, he actually is still alive at the age of (believe it!) 72. I've previously done "Johnny Cash's Computer," to the tune of "I Walk the Line." But the Man In Black would've been a cyber-whiz compared to the King of Rock and Roll. He's caught in a trap, he can't walk out...
My computer has me beat.
Gotta let it go.
It has led me to defeat
and I hate it so.
My computer, circuits blew.
All my dreams do spill.
You darn machine, I hate you.
And I always will.
My computer takes so long.
It don't seem so smart.
Graphics not much beyond "Pong."
Take this thing apart.
My computer, circuits blew.
All my dreams do spill.
You darn machine, I hate you.
And I always will.
My computer makes me sneer.
Blast this box of mine!
Plaguing me through all the years
'til the end of time!
My computer, circuits blew!
All my dreams do spill!
You darn machine, I hate you!
And I always will!
Gotta let it go.
It has led me to defeat
and I hate it so.
My computer, circuits blew.
All my dreams do spill.
You darn machine, I hate you.
And I always will.
My computer takes so long.
It don't seem so smart.
Graphics not much beyond "Pong."
Take this thing apart.
My computer, circuits blew.
All my dreams do spill.
You darn machine, I hate you.
And I always will.
My computer makes me sneer.
Blast this box of mine!
Plaguing me through all the years
'til the end of time!
My computer, circuits blew!
All my dreams do spill!
You darn machine, I hate you!
And I always will!
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i can just see elvis blasting it with his gun
I'm laughin I have lines down my screen. It's a common problem with laptops, I just don't have the extra money to fix it.
Funny :) I liked the Pong graphics reference.
if elvis was alive, he would have given this fives. just like I did
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