Song Parodies -> "Hey, Anakin's Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

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"Hey, Anakin's Woman"

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The Lyrics

EPISODE II 1/2: Attack of the Puns

Hey, Anakin's woman, stay away from him!
Hey, Anakin's woman, his future is grim!
Don't go knocking around his door!
Soon you won't see his face no more!
You've got more important things to do
than to let him take you from Naboo!
Now, woman, I said stay away!
Hey, Anakin's woman, listen what I say!

Hey, Anakin's woman, get away from him!
Hey, Anakin's woman, his future is grim!
Don't go there knocking around his door!
Soon he won't look human no more!
Saber lights can hypnotize!
Soon he's gonna have robotic eyes!
Now, woman, I said get away!
Hey, Anakin's woman, listen what I say!

Hey, Anakin's woman, I said get away!
Hey, Anakin's woman, listen what I say!
He's gonna go wrong in this Clone War!
Soon you won't see his face no more!
He'll become a war machine!
He's gonna become really mean!
Saber lights can hypnotize!
He's gonna kill those Jedi guys!
Now, woman, get away from him!
Hey, Anakin's woman, his future is grim!

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away, now go go go!
You better leave him, woman!
You better leave him, woman!
Jedi, bye bye! Jedi, bye bye!
You're no good for him! He's no good for you!
Gotta look at this young punk Jedi
tell him what you're gonna do!
You know you gotta leave!
You know you gotta go!
You know you gotta leave!
You know you gotta go!
Woman! You gotta leave him, woman!
Goodbye, Anakin's woman!
Hello, Jedi twins!

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Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I realize this is a shameless plug, but didn't anybody notice this one? I was proud of it! Four votes?

Spaff.com - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Shameless plugs, next to hair plugs, are the best kind. Gotta be honest wit cha, Michaelopedia: I liked the concept, but you left the bulk of the original lyrics intact. And for a purist like yourself, I'm stunned that you left out the "gonna mess your mind" intro (not that I get concerned with details like that, but hey, it's Michael Pacholek we're talking about here). This was good, but you've done greater things.

Bubba - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment

OK, OK, I voted, since you asked. Only reason I didn't in the first place is that the only Star Wars movie I have ever seen is the original (the others just didn't interest me). I mean, I have kids, and I don't live in a cave, so I know who Anakin is and who he ends up to be and all, but I don't know any of the details. The pacing's great, and I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the rest. Fives.

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