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Song Parodies -> "This Guy Has a Thousand Lies"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Has a Thousand Eyes"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vee

Parody Song Title:

"This Guy Has a Thousand Lies"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A couple of years ago, William Tong did "The Right Has a Thousand Lies." Since then, Our Fearless Appointed Wartime Leader With a Purpose Who Must Never Be Questioned has reached the thousand-lie mark all by himself. A believe an update is in order. Notice that, in the first verse, I give Bush what he gives us: The "shaft."
I say that Bush, he is a bad mother...
(Shut your mouth!)
Though he'll say it isn't so.
He tells one lie right after another.
He thinks that we'll never know.

But this guy has a thousand lies!
And our nation cries, but he can't see!
Lies to you, and lies to me!
So remember when Georgie looks into your eyes
that this guy
has a thousand lies!

"I will restore honor to the White House!"
With that vow, how did he fare?
He turned out to be another right louse.
Want proof? Ground Zero, it's there!

And this guy has a thousand lies!
And our nation cries, but he can't see!
Lies to you, and lies to me!
So remember when Georgie looks into your eyes
that this guy
has a thousand lies!

"Iraq's a part of the war versus terror."
That's not where bin Laden played!
Our soldiers still dying for his error.
Much worse than how Clinton "strayed"!

And this guy has a thousand lies!
Tell a thousand more before he's through!
And no matter what we do
he won't apologize for his failures' big size!
Yes, this guy has a thousand lies!
No, he won't apologize for his failures' big size!
Yes, this guy has a thousand lies!

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111 - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, you do have a thousand lies, don't you, traitor?
Michael Pacholek - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
The tratiors are the people who put prejudice above common sense, in other words, the 51 percent of 2004. Since Bush's approval rating is down to around 40 percent, I'd say that the vast majority of Americans agree with me, not you. The only problem is, the Republicans who run the Congressional plantation don't seem to care anymore whether a "President" obeys "the rule of law."
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
and a thousand more when those run out...nice job, michael
John Barry - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You're batting 5s for 1000. He's got a thousand lies; dad had a thousand points of light, whatever that meant.
Paul Warren - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
69% dislike his work but...ever heard of 'Honest Politician'???
111 - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
WATCH ZEIGIST YA'LL!!!
-1m-CupCakes - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Michael, this ~OS~ always had a certain up-beat . . . This is nice!
111 - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
MIKEY FOR CONSPIRACY YALL!!!

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