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Song Parodies -> "Henny Penny, She's a Clucker"

Original Song Title:

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Henny Penny, She's a Clucker"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jared's "Chicken Crossed to the Other Side." And why do firemen wear red suspenders? In the words of one of my other parodies (shameless plug alert), "Pull Your Pants Up!"
The road is long, with many a crossing bird
that leads us to we know why, she won't fry.
But I'm strong, strong enough to hear this joke.
Henny Penny, she's a clucker.

So on she'll go, she's crossing roads, that's the word.
No birdbrain is she, I swear, she'll get there.
For I know, Colonel will not fricasee.
Henny Penny, she's a clucker.

If she's crossing the road, she's crossing with sadness
that Chicken Little still has sky-falling madness.
That chick is such a sucker.

It's a long, long road, but width is much less, I've heard.
While she's on the way, we spoke that old joke.
And the johhhhke does -- n't -- make -- me -- laaaaugh, at alllllll...

Henny Penny, she's a clucker.

She's a clucker!

Henny Penny's, she's a clucker!
Henny Penny's, she's a clucker!
Henny Penny's, she's a clucker!
(repeat 'til fade, or until sky actually does fall)
Gotta go. The clock is striking 13. That means it's time to get a new clock.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Truly a fowl work of art. 5's
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
MIchael P - A poignant tale - was cluck on her side here? 5's
Jared - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry Mike, DKTOS, but thanks for tossing credit this way...I think this is the first time I've inspired omebody else's parody....Thanks SO MUCH.
David Chrenko - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You give us the bird, and we reward you with 5s. What a country!
Jan Unwin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pecking out three "5"s for you on my keyboard.
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
With your choice of five side orders....

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