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Song Parodies -> "Upstairs Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Upstairs Girl"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Remember that Tony Orlando song? "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe if the answer is no." Well, here's the sequel. You see, the girl below him wasn't the answer, so he tries in the other direction.
(instrumental & vocal group intro)

Upstairs girl!
She's been living in her upstairs world.
I wonder if she'd like a downstairs guy.
I like the chance to go and tell her why.

I'm gonna try
for an upstairs girl!
Went downstairs and gave that chick a whirl.
I heard her playing music through the floor.
I felt her dancing, wanted to feel more.
Wanted to score!

But when I asked her
the knock's on the pi-yi-yipe!
She got so frantic
'bout romantic tri-yi-yipe!

She said no, well, that's so tough.
But so what, I'm in love
with the upstairs girl!
She's so hot it makes my toesies curl.
I heard her arguing with such a noise
when she kicked to the curb her upstairs boy.
I jumped for joy!

(vocal group bridge)

Upstairs girl!
Compared to downstairs, she must be a pearl.
Maybe today I'm gonna make the sale
at postal box, we'll chat and I won't fail.
Yeah, she's got male.

And we'll be clicking
she's licking her stah-yeah-yamp!
And then we'll walk up
she'll talk up this chah-yeah-yamp!

Yeah, she'll show me that she cares
make out on the
fire stairs!
With the upstairs girl!
All her lovin' she will soon unfurl!
Be making up for my lost time and goofs!
My loneliness will soon be going POOF!
Up on the roof!

(vocal group bridge)

Upstairs girl!
She's my upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 29

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 4   4
 5   20

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alvin rhodes - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit o' smooshing...5s
Phil Alexander - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Awwww... how cute ;-)

...PS "Toesies"?
Michael Pacholek - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know, it's not exactly my style to write something like "toesies," but I had to fit the rhythm. SOLEMN PROMISE: Unless I actually write one ridiculing people who use the word, I will NEVER, except this one time, use the word "thingy." I hate that word with a flaming purple passion.
Trell Brown - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate the word 'thingy' as well, so i 1ed you for including the said word in your stupid parody.
Meriadoc - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Girl, unfurl...but at least nothing about being attacked on the balcony by a squirl... very clever concept - a sequel to Knock Three Times - I like it!

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