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Song Parodies -> "South Carolin'"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"South Carolin'"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, it's not just about Miss Teen South Carolina and her geography issues.
(instrumental opening)

There it began
at the Fort known as Sumter
rebels for cause we know was wrong.

They've got no spring.
They've got a ten-month summer.
Days full of sweat, and they're so long.

Strom
ol' Thurmond
reaching out
older than
all of you!

South Carolin'!
Old-time minds that ain't so good!
I've been inclined
to believe they never would
get
with
it...

Still like the flag
symbol of unrepentance
got lots of growing up to do.

Football Gamecocks
then there's the Clemson Tigers.
Orange pants, purple jerseys, ew!

Miss
USA
Teenager
Where's your map?
It fell through!

South Carolin'!
Old-time minds that ain't so good!
I've been inclined
to believe they never would
get
with
it...

(instrumental break)

South Carolin'!
Old-time minds that ain't so good!
South Carolin'!
I believe they never would!

South Carolin'!
Old-time minds that ain't so good!
South Carolin'!
I believe they never would!
(fade out)
No, I'm not doing parodies for all 50 States. No matter which ones deserve it. Unless I get enough requests.

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alvin - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
lol....prepare for hate mail from the south
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Why, Alvin, have they learned how to write? And will they remember to put the stamps on? On the outside of the envelope?
John Barry - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
As Lenny Bruce said: If Einstein had had a Southern accent, there'd be no theory of relativity.

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