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Song Parodies -> "Sucks, Does Olive Garden"

Original Song Title:

"Octoupus's Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sucks, Does Olive Garden"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A former employer of mine. That was 12 years ago, and I haven't eaten at one since. It's a matter of principle.
(instrumental opening)

I'd like to be
at KFC.
Because, sucks, does Olive Garden, I'm afraid.
Don't you go in.
It's such a sin.
Because, sucks, does Olive Garden, I'm afraid.

I'd like my friends to come and see
that sucks, does Olive Garden, says me!

I'd like to be
at KFC.
Because, sucks, does Olive Garden, I'm afraid.

Don't go there, please.
Try Mickey D's.
Because, sucks, does Olive Garden, I must say.
I'd even swing
to Burger King
before going to Olive Garden, yuck, oy vey.

To that place, don't go around
because good food, it can't be found!

I'd like to be
at KFC.
Because, sucks, does Olive Garden, I'm afraid.

(Hear that spaghetti sauce bubbling?
Kind of sounds like a witches' brew, doesn't it?)

We would shout
(Aiiiigh!)
and run about
and call an ambulance to come our way.
(Ambulance to come our way!)
Oh, what pain
we're feeling yet again
knowing that we still did have to pay.
(Knowing we still had to pay!)

We would be unhappy, you and me
eat their pasta and tomato brew.

I'd like to be
at KFC
because sucks, does Olive Garden, now say you.
Because sucks, does Olive Garden, now say you.
Because sucks, does Olive Garden, now say you!
"Olive Garden: When you're here, you're family!" A dysfunctional family.

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alvin rhodes - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
i sang along...twas fun
Yoidy - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with you. I HATE Olive Garden!!! 555
Ann Hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang too.
Michael John Priewe - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
it's KKKFC, that's why they all wear white there.... Nice Job...so LOL.... I was singing along too cause I prefer KFC to Olive Garden too!!!
Meriadoc - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... wish I could afford Olive Garden - I can't even afford KFC. Now I'm hungry.
Indy Gent - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad that you didn't eat at one of the Indianapolis Olive Garden, where about 20 or so people got sick. Board of Health ordered it closed for a few days. They still don't know what caused the customers to get sick.
2Eagle - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't think there was anything worse than Bugger King.
Red Ant - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Agree completely. The last time Nicole and I were there we dropped close to 100$ for mediocre appetizers, horrible salad, food that could just have easily as well come from those $1 bargain microwave dinners and overpriced wine. The service was lousy too, despite the place not being anywhere near capacity. 111 for Olive Garden, 5s for you.
Agrimorfee - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
The wife picked up an e coli infection from a nasty salad there. She'll love this!

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