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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sick!"

Original Song Title:

"It's Late"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sick!"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The following is a little disgusting, and much too close to the current truth. But even in my condition, I can still write a good parody.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
I gotta stay at home.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Up all night, I've thrown.
Too bad.
(Too bad.)
I shoulda checked my throat.
Can't sleep.
(Can't sleep.)
Need prescripton they wrote.

I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Diarrhea and gas.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Reach the bathroom fast!
Can't eat.
(Can't eat.)
I'm in a feverish zone.
Baby, why can't that temperature I've got be wrong?

If I'd gotten that shot as soon as last week
I wouldn't have headaches and swells in my cheeks.
But now it seems I've got a case of the flu.
Hope I don't pass it on to you!

Look up!
(Look up!)
Are those pills there for me?
Can't be.
(Can't be.)
Look like for horse, I see!
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
I'd hate to face the doc.
A shock.
(A shock.)
I threw up on his smock!
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
I gotta stay at home.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Been in bed too long.

(guitar break)

I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Diarrhea and gas.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Reach the bathroom fast!
Can't eat.
(Can't eat.)
I'm in a feverish zone.
Baby, why can't that temperature I've got be wrong?

If I'd gotten that shot as soon as last week
I wouldn't have headaches and swells in my cheeks.
But now it seems I've got a case of the flu.
Hope I don't pass it on to you!

Look up!
(Look up!)
Are those pills there for me?
Can't be.
(Can't be.)
Look like for horse, I see!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
I'd hate to face the doc.
A shock.
(A shock.)
I threw up on his smock!
(He's sick!)
I gotta stay at home.
I'm sick!
(He's sick!)
Been in bed too long!
(He's sick!)
The preceding parody was brought to you by the Visiting Nurse Service of New Jersey. Now all I need is the Visiting Nurse Service of Wyoming -- I understand Elves have a magic-based immunity.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Ravyn Rant - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hope some fives will help you feel better - get well soon!
Arwen - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Poor poor Mister Pacholek...=( I will make you a batch of homemade soup and I'll be right over.
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
quite the contagious tune
Paul Robinson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I hear a little water-board treatment will take care of this type of ailment...seriously, sorry you're ailing...it doesn't sound like much fun. 5's ~ ~ ~
Yoidy - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like you've got a case of the ones. Here's some 5s to make it better.

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