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Song Parodies -> "The Blunder of It All"

Original Song Title:

"The Wonder of It All"

Original Performer:

Foxwoods Commercial Jingle

Parody Song Title:

"The Blunder of It All"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The French - the FRENCH? Auuuugh! Lousy snail-eating weasels! - have a saying: "It is worse than a crime. It is a blunder!" Bush, of course, is both a crime AND a blunder. Well, let's return the blunder! (Foxwoods is a casino in Connecticut, along with Mohegan Sun. They like to say they're closer to New York than Atlanticy Cty is, which is true. But they're actually closer to Boston than to New York, so... 1918... 1918... 1918...
The blunder of it all!
Took a chance, look what happened!
George the dork, talks, he's crappin'!
Spin the war, 'round and 'round we go!
Life is bad! Life is sour!
Bush gives us a golden shower!
Let's beat... this guy with gall!
Yeah, let's punish the blunder of it all!

Roll these guys, IQ 7.
Kerry-Edwards campaign revvin'.
Fix the jobs, off to work we go!
Livin' wage, we'll afford!
Let's give Bush his real reward!
And our land will once again be standing tall!
Yeah, let's punish the blunder...
Of it all!

Even on Fox News!
(Fox News!)
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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3
Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
My wife hates that Foxwoods TV commercial.....5's on her behalf!
Lee Oh Jae - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! Funny idea, using that cheezy commercial jingle (or is that a real song?) Anyway 3 5's is as close to a full house as I can deal you...
WhizkidF - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I'm having an earworm since living in North Jersey when I was a tot with that cheezy (but jazzy) jingle! It's like fixed eqiupment in my head as it is immobile and bolted. I went to the resort's site and checked all the amenities that the culprit of the soapy song (err, FOXWOODS) has to offer. This deserves a 555, but that song's still playing...
xer - October 02, 2014 - Report this comment
It's godawful. Its dated, its crude, and I wouldn't play it for anyone less than 15 years old. 'Golden shower? "Awful. Jesus Christ. ..
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2014 - Report this comment
It's satire. It's a decade old. Ignorant. Jesus Christ...

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