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Song Parodies -> "Lame Duck Harm"

Original Song Title:

"Good Luck Charm"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Lame Duck Harm"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

With his immigration bill going down to defeat in the Senate, the 6/29/07 NY Daily News headline says he's not just a "lame duck," he's a "DEAD DUCK WALKING."
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Whoa, yeah.

Forget the four-leaf clover.
No good is old horseshoe.
Just watch him squirm through the end of term
'til his lame duck harm is through.

Come on, it's
Georgie Dubya's lame duck harm.
Uh-huh-huh.
Wing far to right.
We got the lame duck harm
hanging on our arm
to reach
(to reach)
new low
(new low)
new height!

Sworn to almighty dollar.
The robbery of our land.
Patheticness of the Dubya mess
has gotten out of hand.

Come on, it's
Georgie Dubya's lame duck harm.
Uh-huh-huh.
Wing far to right.
We got the lame duck harm
hanging on our arm
to reach
(to reach)
new low
(new low)
new height!

Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Whoa, yeah.

Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
New height!

His legacy's not worth a penny.
He tossed us all away.
His life is worth not a thing on Earth.
No wonder that we say

Come on, it's
Georgie Dubya's lame duck harm.
Uh-huh-huh.
Wing far to right.
We got the lame duck harm
hanging on our arm
to reach
(to reach)
new low
(new low)
new height!

Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Uh-huh-huh.
(Uh-huh-huh.)
Whoa, yeah.

(fade out)
Disclaimer: This was written before Bush pardoned, I mean commuted the sentence of, Scooter Libby. But with all the crazy things going on both in the family (the approach and arrival of my sister's twins) and at work (the boss is going to be out of the country for two weeks and is briefing me on things he wants, all the while hardly anybody we need to reach is taking a 10-day 4th of July weekend), this is the first chance I've had to post it. But it's even more true than it was before.

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Peter Andersson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
To cheer you up comes here three parody lines from the top of my head, can you spot the original tune?

That duck is lame but walking
And that's all that he do
But next year that old lame duck's gonna leave and that is true
Syncronos - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know, but I want to hear the rest!
alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
appropriate that the lame duck is a featherbrain
Michael Pacholek - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Peter: Yeah, I can spot it, and Congress should give him the Boot. Alvin: And a featherweight. Hmmmm, no "patriots" commenting here? Maybe they ran out of gas, or hot air, as the case may be. We know they won't run out of lies anytime soon.
Patriots - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
No, it's just that we're all out celebrating while we wait for Bush (or an appeals court) to turn the screw the rest of the way on you. You should be thankful all you get for your empty-headed rants is sucky ratings; in the old days, the standard punishment for all witch-hunters was ten years before the lash--er, the mast, of a Spanish galley, a virtual death sentence. Nowadays, we just try to make your head explode by mocking you for the loser and the liar that you are.

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