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Song Parodies -> "Buffoon"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Marcels

Parody Song Title:

"Buffoon"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Forty years ago, civil rights and antiwar activist Stokely Carmichael called President Lyndon Johnson "a buffoon" because of the way he was handling civil rights and the Vietnam War. Today... Moral of the story: Don't elect any more Presidents from Texas!
Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George ding-a-ling!
Buffoon, buffoon, buffoon!
Dip-di-dip-di-dip!
Dubya, buffoon!
Dip-di-dip-di-dip!
Dubya, buffoon!
Dip-di-dip-di-dip!
Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George ding-a-ling!

Buffoon!
Thought he was standing alone!
Imperial dreams in his heart.
This world would be his own!

Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George ding-a-ling!

Buffoon!
We knew just what he was there for.
We heard him saying a prayer for
oil, that's all he'll care for!

Ba-ba-ba-baaaa...

And then we suddenly appeared to realize
this guy had dreams our land could never hold.
Now we want somebody to please repeal lies.
'Cause when we look, buffoon has turned to mold!
A-whoa-oh-oh!

Buffoon!
Now he really feels alone!
He's got a cap on his head!
It's in the shape of a cone!

Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George ding-a-ling!

Oh, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
dip-di-dip-di-dip!

Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George, ding-a-ling!

Ahhhh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ahhhh
dip-di-dip-di-dip!

Bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
ba-ba-bomp-ba-ba-bomp, a-dang-a-dang-dang
George ding-a-ling...

Buhhhhhhhh-foooooooon!

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Max Power - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Try making fun of the paper everyone reads for the sports section: The N.Y. Post
MasonR - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Five dip-dip-dips!
Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Not a lot of words that rhyme with "Post," Max, but I'll try.
2Eagle - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work on that old clinker. Incedentally, that was the irritating music the Beatles rescued us from - aaauuugh!
alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to

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